Kris Straub (كريس)

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ＬＯＣＡＬ５８ＴＶ, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc. He/him 🇪🇬

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who among us hasn’t re: couch, leave us not put on airs

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Calling voters who have been purged to re-register them is a high impact audience and a high value action.

BEAT THE PURGE Ohio purged as many as 150,000 voters on Monday. Let’s get them registered again. www.mobilize.us/ohdems/event...

Ohio Dems Purged Voters Re-Registration Phonebank! · Ohio Democratic Partywww.mobilize.us Join fellow Democrats on Zoom to help re-register voters and ensure their voices are heard this November! We're organizing a virtual phone bank to reach out to purged voters in Ohio. Ohio Secretary of...

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It’s true, I’m old. In lieu of flowers, if you feel like giving our weird little podcast a listen, recommending it, or dropping us a review, I’d be very grateful.

Hey everyone, if you’re enjoying @observableradio.com, please join me in wishing @cameronsuey.com a happy birthday! 🥳 Anything about the complex sound design and editing is all him, not to mention he is truly the originator and cornerstone of the entire venture!

‎Observable Radio on Apple Podcastspodcasts.apple.com ‎Fiction · 2024

tesla’s robots will be so lifelike, indistinguishable from paid actors

Elon Musk says Tesla will start using humanoid robots next year

Elon Musk says Tesla will start using humanoid robots next yearwww.bbc.com The billionaire said the technology will be used at the firm and later made available to other companies.

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@krisstraub.com just texted this to me and it's one of the best things i've ever seen

Deep Space 9 - but it's 30 Rockyoutu.be I want to go to there.

“let’s… flip it up”

she should pick Biden as VP

Path To The Presidency 2012 | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swimyoutu.be Tim and Eric announce their candidacy for president and vice president, and vice-versa. Watch full episodes of Tim & Eric Awesome Show @ http://video.adults...

kamala needs to do the right thing and make eric trump her vp

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Biden gets to do whatever he wants. He should - Pardon Leonard Peltier. - Eliminate the 287g program and ISGA contracts to start to reduce the deportation machine. - Commute everyone on federal death row. - SCOTUS reform

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Joe, on your way out, please delete all of our student loan records. Just nuke 'em, the whole system.

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HOMEOWNER: help!! an arsonist is burning down my house!!! AARON SORKIN: ah, the solution couldn't be more simple. just legally transfer ownership of your home to the arsonist. he'd have to be a fool to burn his own house down!

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O-HI-O: CHECK YOUR REGISTRATION registrationreadiness.ohiosos.gov

Ohio inactive voters will be dropped off voting rolls on July 22www.hometownstations.com OHIO (WLIO) - The Ohio Secretary of State's Office says there are over 150,000 voters that will be dropped off voting rolls across the state next week unless voters act

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A periodic reminder that if you are an indie comic book creator, Blambot's Indie Font free usage policy applies to YOU! blambot.com/pages/licenses

my head hurts, good night

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Remember when people are talking about sitting out the election or voting third part out of spite, or etc, -- remember who you are harming. It's never the people who are safest in this country. It's never the people who are safest in this country.

Agenda47 would basically outlaw gender affirming care for everyone (all ages). Any hospital or healthcare provider that offers gender affirming care would be terminated from Medicare and Medicaid. We'd lose access to HRT, surgeries, etc. Please vote!

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Got this incredible message from a guy on IG. This is why I refuse to anglicize my name for print, even tho it would help my career. Having a very Arabic/Muslim name has hindered my employability my whole life, but it might make it easier for kids like Tarik in the future. I really needed this.

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We've lost a comic genius. RIP Bob Newhart. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/b...

Bob Newhart, Dean of the Deadpan Delivery, Dies at 94www.hollywoodreporter.com A former accountant, he became an overnight sensation with the release of a 1960 live comedy album, then starred in a pair of fabled CBS sitcoms.

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Looks like beat’s mack on the benu, moys

bodied 😎

heh... ELMO musk

from 2017

I just saw the word "Drumf" in the year of our lord 2024. Please can we not.

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Okay, so. This is really interesting because on Voyager-era starships, the transporter actually performed a scan of the individual's cellular and genetic structure as part of the matter conversion process to enable the transporter to reassemble them in the right way.

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Making art with friends is rad as hell, you should listen to @observableradio.com because it’s a product of FRIENDSHIP! 💫

once you stop caring whether the transporter transmits and receives an individualized pattern for each transported object AT TIME OF TRANSPORT, you have lost the plot

if the transporter uses some generic **client-side** compression grammar bc “all humanoids share this,” it CEASES TO BE “transport.” it is now MANUFACTURING.

like i can't just go "picard's not canon" bc IT IS these people are just writing this dumb shit with NO thought of the Consequences. "the transporter is 80% manufactured DNA" "breen are green guys with helmets" STOP

“we still don’t know the motive” has the motive ever been “i loved him too much?” has the motive ever been like, a surprise

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Adobe is getting so much flack for their AI features that in sponsored social media posts they’ve stopped using the term ‘AI’ & now call it ‘text to vector art’ 🙄 Don’t let them dodge pushback because of this rebrand attempt & imo they can still fuck ‘emselves for stealing work from their customers

my son just called me a “hot dog burgling bimbo”

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Instead of supporting trans people by harassing strangers, support trans people by supporting trans people. For instance, buying their books and reading their stories. Hey look, a thread!

On that note: Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day. Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links. Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo

one guy is a rapist **BUT** the other guy does cough a lot, hmm hmmmm

“ultimately it’s better to vote for biden than to let trump win” yes. how is this even a thing