Vend Easel: Art Dealer: Men will literally band together with six other wandering samurai to defend a village of poor farmers beset by raiders instead of going to therapy.

Men will literally band together with six other wandering samurai to defend a village of poor farmers beset by raiders instead of going to therapy.

you can't go to therapy if bandits burned down the therapists office though

Yeah but think about their lives! The places you're tied down to - none. People with a hold on you - none. Men you step aside for - none. Insults swallowed - none. Enemies - none. None alive that is.

The shogun is holding all the therapists hostage, Michael. What do you think we should do? Now mount up.

“The Pharmacists won. Not us.”

That sounds pretty therapeutic though.

They didn't "band together". A farmer recruited them.

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

There’s money, maidens and a good chance that you might die what’s not to like?

You're welcome

That’s a good movie and the guy with the biggest dick dies

I really gotta finish that flick.

Yeah but when I die in an epic last stand against the endless onslaught of faceless goons only after having taken several dozen down with me I'll be immortalized in the lore of that village. The therapist will forget about me as soon as I step sending checks

To be fair, if they went to therapy instead the farmers would be screwed

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