Desiccated Cephalopod

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Desiccated Cephalopod

@codasquid.bsky.social

Basic white boy, add avocado for just $2

Aspire to be as popular as that damn bear in the woods
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It’s both way too much and too little. Like, imagine going to Star Wars Land in Disney to pick up you prescription eyeglasses but none of the cast members were in costume. Beyond the edge of the first photo is a pretty unremarkable warehouse building.
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Ok, but this opening caption 🤣👌
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Made my brownies in a donut pan to ruin the corner vs middle debate. Nobody gets what they want. Except me, of course, because I’m eating brownies.
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And Pittsburgh getting name-checked for the worst sprinkles food product 🥴
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I couldn’t *not* look it up - in the NE US, jimmies seem to be the name for ice cream topping, while sprinkles refers to baked good toppings. The more you know! 🌈⭐️ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprinkles
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These kids are on the brink of making a major realization about the police…
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Noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough anymore, I need the isolation helmet to concentrate on work
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Why thank you, I have shed some water weight
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Every day we stray further from tradition 🍜🥞🥯
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