Desiccated Cephalopod

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Desiccated Cephalopod

@codasquid.bsky.social

Basic white boy, add avocado for just $2

Aspire to be as popular as that damn bear in the woods
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my ancestors had to suffer thru some intangible experience so current suffering should continue out of respect for them and counter to their desire to improve the quality of life for themselves and their communities
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Holy shit, don’t tell the labeler about the JCPenney catalog in my brother’s closet
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#NotADoctor A fever being a side effect of the body’s ramped up immune response, being fever-free while unmedicated indicates that the body’s immune response has dropped to normal levels and the 24hr period is to ensure it doesn’t spike back up.
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Reminds me of my days at Greendale
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Can’t wait for the courts to throw this out now that Chevron is rejected
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Sometimes it feels like the senate especially is in love with pomp and circumstance of play acting “The Senate” more than actually getting anything done
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And someday they’ll realize that the early members of their species fucked us. I wonder who’s out banging future-species? Do they realize it?
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Dems in the senate while being beaten with a cane: May the good senator from Texas, the Honorable Blood Fist, note, I believe we had agreed that no person would hold a cane with two hands while in the chambers…”
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…”I will be bringing a motion to committee to determine if these bylaws have been violated and if so, penning a strongly worded letter . . . . .”
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I was afraid “Harry Potter for Leftists” meant produced and profiting transphobes
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Oh shit - they’re mad about the SCOTUS decisions too
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Go remove all the tags off unsold mattresses
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On a bed cushioned with the blood and money of their subjects
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Some days you need the calm resolution of a Bluey storyline
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Remember when Troy came out and everyone was excited about men in miniskirts?
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Cool cool cool cool coo-cool cool cool this is fine coolcool cool cool cool
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Oh no, absolutely not… but only because he has no spine and the courts only intend to let the right use this power
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It looks beautiful! I have an old plastic Moomin house and Moomin boat playset that I tracked down years ago after my aunt and uncle first introduced me to the cartoons
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Amazing!!! 🤩 what moomin house do you have?
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Those people clearly have never been harassed
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Thank god this is the last day of SCOTUS decisions or I’d need to start drinking. I can’t tell the difference between my tinnitus and internal screaming anymore
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And, you know, maybe stop smothering every candidate who pushes for progressive change. Can’t enact good policy if you aren’t willing to challenge the status quo