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Chris Fitzgerald

@cofitzgerald.bsky.social

I used to be a not very important Capitol Hill person.
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When you’re having a nice night and someone else is certainly not.
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I went from “we are not blaming the left for Biden’s debate performance or his situation” to ‘fucking neoliberal’ and ‘supporter of genocide’ in like three posts. These are the people who think they’ll save us from the fascists, if we just had the courage to listen to them!
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For the record, my dog and I are both strongly anti-sexual assault.
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They can’t all be be bangers. Look at his full body of work…oh Christ never mind.
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If you don’t see my outdoors for a while this is why.
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Welcome to the weekend, fellow worker drones.
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Everyone knows Bill Clinton lost a second term because he had a problematic family member. He actually had a drug trafficking conviction!
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They could have made another movie but as a road flick.
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Turn the White House into a museum. Fill vacant DC office buildings with staff. Seize the Mormon Temple to serve as the new Presidential Palace.
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Children usually learn to not touch the hot stove on the first try. Elon is built different (dumb as a post).
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Advertising used Teslas at steep discounts on Zombie Twitter seems mean.
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Right wing nitwits are mad at Star Wars, a franchise where its central figure is somehow willed into existence by The Force, a large talking dog beats people up, and magic can make objects fly through the air.
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The guy who is here because Elon finally killed his account is here to tell you that one of the Castro brother will be important in the coming election.
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Counterpoint: Skittle engage Beast Mode
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Troll: “You’ve responded to me several times so I guess I’m neither shitposter nor troll” Me: I can solve this problem for you.
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According to Ted Frank—noted idiot—intent has absolutely nothing to do with weighing whether someone should be charged and prosecuted for a crime. There is no commonality in these circumstance. The 1960 issue was about awarding accurately (Nixon asked for this by UC!). Not the case in 2020!
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Marvin the Martian has a simpler solution.
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The flight ceiling for this post must have been 55,000 feet.
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“Doing great. Thanks for asking.”
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posting is not about knowing, nor is it about convincing or persuading. posting is only to do with feeling, just that. feeling alone.
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My God. I wrote this as a senior for the college paper.
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But has he even attempted to raise money from broke people? This headline writer needs reassignment.
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I think my dog provided his opinion on Rawls.
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These are the closest I have on my camera role. But when he stretches out your boy looks like the big version of this clown.
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My dog is pretty useless as a dog. We did not kill him. I guess we’re just built different.