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computers, loosely speaking. gay as hell

Sarah Ahmed stan account.

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarves but all the Dwarves are named "Nasty". (Dir. John Waters)

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Google Employees Sit-In to Protest ‘Project Nimbus’ AI Tech Contract With the Israeli Military unicornriot.ninja/2024/google-...

Google Employees Sit-In to Protest 'Project Nimbus' AI Tech Contract With the Israeli Military - UNICORN RIOTunicornriot.ninja Manhattan, NY — Google employees organized a sit-in at the tech company’s Chelsea office in New York City and occupied the office of Google Cloud’s CEO Thomas Kurian in California on April 16, 2024. T...

another maine W lets gooo

“‘Farmworkers give us life. They give us food,’ said Rep. Nina Milliken, D-Blue Hill. ‘We have an obligation to support them in their pay and in their right to use the courts if they need help receiving their pay.'" www.centralmaine.com/2024/04/09/m...

Maine House narrowly supports farmworker minimum wagewww.centralmaine.com The proposal would make farmworkers eligible for the same minimum wage and cost-of-living increases as other types of workers in the state.

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Happy Autism Awareness Month

"you're probably just not prompting it right" "have you tried it with the latest version? I heard it got a lot better" "yeah sometimes it hallucinates, weird!"

The. What.

Saving this in the back pocket next time someone says "its a computational model! Its objective!" Would have been way more down for this if not for Reagan 🙃

The. What.

10,000 hours of being a good boy who deserves a treat

explanation feels too involved for them to not know what they were doing I do respect it tho

Customer: THIS IS A GIFT FOR MY WIFE! IT WAS HER IDEA. THE REASON BEHIND THIS PLATE IS WE HAVE TWO SONS CORDER AND DEACON! DMV: BOY BREEDER Verdict: DENIED

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moments in homosexual excellence

@CBSNews: For five years, a New York City man managed to live rent-free in a landmark Manhattan hotel by exploiting an obscure local housing law. https://t.co/wyIjnDIB9D

literally the only good use of AI-generated images is shitposting like this (it also must be said that shitposting is not worth the energy usage of a large country and the visual art of all humanity)

god forbid women do anything

So when you're tired you can say "Im so pooped" and you can also say "I'm totally wiped" but if you say "I'm pooped and wiped" people look at you like you're a weirdo

thinking about making the phrase "corduroy violence" part of my vocabulary this year

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This 2000 interview with Paula Borsook (Cyberselfish) perfectly sums up/predicts everything that's happened with Silicon Valley in the past quarter century. www.salon.com/2000/05/04/b...

"what are plants but subscriptions to vegetables?" - 25yo white dude who's about to do produce market manipulation

youtube has started recommending me videos with <50 views of mostly older ppl playing jazz in their homes and its honestly so fun and wholesome

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REPORT: Tower of Babel construction mired in investigations over money-laundering and defrauding investors, remains "ten years away from completion" for 20th year in a row. "Gates of heaven are in sight" say insiders.

This is very good news, but also angry that we report *tentative agreements* as if a contract has been decided, which it hasn't. "SAG-AFTRA sends tentative contract to union-wide vote, potentially ending historic strike" is a way more accurate headline

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"it is only computer and I am beautiful person" is something we should all keep in mind

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We're bringing the Luddite Tribunal to the Bay Area — come on down. Bring some bad tech to put on trial and you get to swing the hammer

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website that matches you up with bogs to sink into

why cant i be as good at speaking up for myself as I am at talking shit :/

The entire ep of "young royals" where the main character spends a whole day in bed saying "i cant possibly be gay" while scrolling a boy's instagram for hours 🫠 couldn't possibly be me, especially from ages 13 through 18

it brings me so much joy when philosophers use the word "spooky" in a technical way a theory posits a "spooky property"? hell yeah it does 😎

as someone who did art before CS, this always struck me as a really weird thing to think!

its wild to me how many people are rationalists about design in Computer Science, as if making a new thing is a process of communicating your intent (every part of which you have a clear, verbal, full-sentence explanation for), and then suddenly Frog Fractions or Helvetica or a ceramic dish pops out

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It would be so awkward if you loved and cherished me like what are you doing

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i work to support my weird little interest habit

"yeah I love true crime*" *Movies about the 2008 financial collapse

yelling about how I'm the most rational person on this vengabus