Chris Conroy: We could keep talking about politics, OR we could talk about the professional hanger-on who blew up Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest bathroom in the Hamptons so badly that it ended his career variety.com/2024/film/ne...

We could keep talking about politics, OR we could talk about the professional hanger-on who blew up Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest bathroom in the Hamptons so badly that it ended his career variety.com/2024/film/ne...

Gwyneth Paltrow, Derek Blasberg and the Price of Bulls—variety.com Pearls have been clutched the world over after reports of a scatalogical disaster at Gwyneth Paltrow's Long Island home.

I just googled this guy, only to find the award-winning headline "Poop at the Goop."

everything about this story is great and it only gets better when you realize his last name now defines him

I take the same drug and I have yet to hear that Gwyneth has disowned me.

didn't she have a candle for that no wait, the candles blew up too, nvm

Dude dropped a Mortdecai in her bathroom.

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