Parker

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Writer. Inciter. Creator of Blighter- check out my website it's a delighter. In between missions I cease to exist

https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com

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RPing not just for the overall sentiment and congratulations, but also I will pretty much always spread a picture that has a French person wearing horizontal stripes

Look how fun shutting down fascists is. I want this for us, too

I’ll simply go out there and push the big red hand counter-clockwise 30*

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Man i have been saying for a minute that voters everywhere are rejecting fascist shit and it’s only the media that makes us think otherwise, but it’s nice to see that in play right now

This Amazing Fantasy Vol 2 intro'd new characters (only @gregpak.bsky.social and Takeshi Miyazawi's Amadeus Cho/Mastermind Excello ever got traction) and sported a cover by @thatpetewoods.bsky.social. The story Sal and I drew was written by the guy who gave us the RIVERDALE show

Hell yeah.

The great thing about Kojak is, he’ll grill a kid as hard as he will adults

OK. Here's how Biden gets the media to drop the debate talk. He goes to that diner in Pissbuck PA where they always interview people who hang out in diners all day and says "I was having a rough night... on account of my boy, Hunter." Everyone takes off their red caps and pats him on the shoulder

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We could keep talking about politics, OR we could talk about the professional hanger-on who blew up Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest bathroom in the Hamptons so badly that it ended his career variety.com/2024/film/ne...

Gwyneth Paltrow, Derek Blasberg and the Price of Bulls—variety.com Pearls have been clutched the world over after reports of a scatalogical disaster at Gwyneth Paltrow's Long Island home.

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Two commissions, both illustrations of scenes from Tillie Walden’s book On A Sunbeam. I had so much fun with these!

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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

alls I know is it's 2024 and I'm still not watching that locked-away print of THE DAY THE CLOWN CRIED

it's a little disturbing how much Keir Starmer looks like Wernher Von Braun, but cool that the UK is finally going to make it to The Moon

hey gang it's okay, Snowden said we had a Kennedy "right here." He said it from Russia where he can't leave

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gofund.me/a6842e42 Hey Blue Friends. A very good friend of mine is in need of some assistance after his big surgery!

Help Niall's Family Amidst Health Crisis, organized by Sean Wynngofund.me Hey Friends. Sean Here. I have started this fundraiser for my dear friend, Nia… Sean Wynn needs your support for Help Niall's Family Amidst Health Crisis

it's wild to hear Sunak concede and admit the people wanted a change from the Conservatives, ours don't do that anymore

whew, the next few days are going to be a might sultry 🥵

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If you're passing time on this holiday afternoon, why not spend some time with ghosts? Pretty ones! HEART ACRES is my brand new Webtoon, with co-writer @colleencoover.bsky.social and everything-else-er @ghostgreen.bsky.social! FREE! New episodes every Monday! www.webtoons.com/en/romance/h...

Heart Acreswww.webtoons.com Ben Crews has been kicked around by life one too many times. So when his grandmother offers him a place at her fancy estate, Heart Acres, he jumps on the opportunity to live a life of luxury. Imagine ...

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PORTLAND COMICS PEOPLE: Events coming up at @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social this month. Fri 7/5 Office Hours portfolio time w/me. Sat 7/13 @lilahsturges.com signing The Science of Ghosts! Wed 7/17 @beckycloonan.bsky.social singing Somna! #pdxcomics

Has anyone done a lengthy article on Comics' Greatest Pals? Like Rick Jones bounces back every now and then, Etta Candy less so. Jimmy is easily Top Pal

My latest for Shelfdust, on The Ecstasies of Jimmy O: "Maybe the Silver Age is also about the pleasures of the flesh, and the many different things a body can do and feel within extravagantly escapist enclaves." #Superman #JimmyOlsen #LizardGunk shelfdust.com/2024/07/03/s...

Shelfdust’s Column, Jimmy Olsen: Issue #1shelfdust.com The Ecstasies of Jimmy O By Anna Peppard I don’t get off on transforming into a giant turtle to violently blaze through the upper atmosphere before crashing with a SPLOOSH and a concrete-cracking KE...

good, because the Brexit vote presaged Trump's win (in my mind) so welcome back Labour

Keir Starmer, 61, is a social liberal, fiscal moderate and leader of the United Kingdom’s Labour Party, which polls predict will win Thursday’s parliamentary election by a landslide.

Who is Keir Starmer? A look at the man likely to become the next U.K. prime ministerwww.npr.org The U.K. is electing a new prime minister. Leading in the polls is a human rights lawyer and a knight who's rumored to have inspired a character in the Bridget Jones movies.

there's a few fireworks going off, but it seems like the Firework Ban for Portland is helping it be a lot less this year. Tomorrow night will be mayhem of course

damn, y'all hate Patch Adams

My friends, if you're still posting on Twittex, you're pretty much guesting on Fox News

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joe biden must seek out a rare blue flower growing only on the eastern slopes of the mountains in bhutan and carry it to the top of the mountain

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

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NEW EPISODE! We accidentally recorded a Fourth of July episode with @jeffparker.bsky.social (Agents of Atlas, Meteor Men), as we examine the March 1975 return of Steve Rogers as Captain America, the first appearance of The Invaders, and an infamous retcon that lasts 40 years.

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If you're in Portland and want to work in comics, Steve is being incredibly generous with his time and expertise. Oh, and writers? Yeah, you wanna write comics, talk to Steve about the difference between the printed prose page and planes of story and the comics page's unique possibilities.

PORTLAND COMICS ARTISTS: Would you like feedback on your work from an experienced professional? I'll be at @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social this Friday July 5th from 4-6 PM for First Friday Office Hours. We'll be outdoors at the tables next to the shop. How does this work? Details in the thread below.

The NYT wants to be the paper that forced a President to drop out. They don't care that it would break coalitions, organization and leave us with unknowns who can't even get on all the state ballots. Democrats, stop panicking and put the heat back on the fascist felon.

hey no more shenanigans when trying to sell your old dead car batteries, they are under NEW. MANAGEMENT.

Your honor, with all due respect, I like my oatmeal lum-py

Your honor, with all due respect, I believe in this—and it’s been tested by research—that he who fucks nuns will later join the church.

About to check in on Mary Worth and if I open that page and see a gd goldfish again I am going to flip a table

I love when a script is done and then I can revisit pages to see how I can get 15% more **Entertainment** out of each one