contrary.bsky.social

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I'm blueskying so hard right now.

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why are my shitposters killing each other do i need to change the ph of their water or what

is there an aegis alternative

putting sea monkey eggs into a pill and dosing peoples drinks at the bar

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Joe Biden’s empathy for his fuckup son is one of the single most humanizing things about him and this is incredibly confusing to people who became fascists because their blue-haired enby grandchild told them no one says “Oriental” anymore

what the fuck bro

love seeing weird people cry about being rightfully tagged by aegis

i don't know if meet the grahams could be meaningfully improved genuinely think it's perfect

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NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and will share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

The Onion Is Sold by G/O Mediawww.nytimes.com The satirical news website was bought by a new firm in Chicago that took inspiration for its name, Global Tetrahedron, from a book written by The Onion’s staff.

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The French version of Bad to the Bone starts with "Hon hon hon hon hon hon"

nevermind

mechabellum good 👍

eating something spicy and then pretending the air i exhale is making a rocket like a blow torch

mechabellum good 👍

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The US Census Bureau wants to change who counts as disabled. According to their own estimate, it'll cut the number of adults the Census counts as disabled by 40% The consequences for civil rights & federal funding = disastrous. I've put together CommentingHelper 🤖 – submit a comment before 12/20

CTA: Census Bureau to Erase 40% of Disabled Adults – Disastrous Consequences | Matthew Cortlandwww.patreon.com Get more from Matthew Cortland on Patreon

how do you even get therapy theres literally not a therapy store i googled it and i just got candles

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chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke? kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…

the "would you go back and kill baby hitler" thought exercise but instead its would you go back in time and kill little bill

studying the blade like hmmm yes, metal... sharp... hmmm

they should make world of warcraft but if you die your computer explodes and your house burns down

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The face of a creature who has been told she can’t walk all over the table where people are playing a board game

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cuddle bug alert

getting in a car accident and the paramedics have to use the jaws of life on ur cock cage

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If you live in the US, today is a good day to contact your congressional representative about opposing KOSA.

Get Real, Congress: Censoring Search Results or Recommendations Iswww.eff.org Despite never addressing this central problem, some members of Congress are convinced that a new change will avoid censoring the internet: KOSA’s liability is now theoretically triggered only for

palia is good 👍

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Birds rock.

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So, whilst it's true that we already have enough cats, I think one more would be fine, right? This is Humphrey. He has a bent ear because he was born in the wild and attacked by a fox when he was still very small. We're adopting Humphrey on Thursday, but he was keen to be introduced

elon musk ☹️

elon musk 🤔

thinking about going science mode and creating a device