Wait, so can the vice president yell fire in a crowded theater now or nah? What if they do it, kill the president, and then pardon themselves? That could be an official act
I also don’t think Whitmer or Newsom would step in for a risky ass swap that’d tear apart the party when they’re so clearly positioned for 2028
But 🤷 stranger things
I’m willing to bet money Biden still leads the ticket. The campaign funds couldn’t even be released other than to Kamala
Meanwhile, in Florida, Aileen Cannon is listening to the supreme court’s ruling read to her by a clerk who can only get out one word per hour when she pulls out the ball gag
The key thing is they'd have to cover up their criming by *checks notes* talking to the Attorney General of the United States in an official capacity about the crime.
*checks notes again*
Wait, that can't be right--
This is why the president should have to wear a silly uniform with a special hat,
and red satin pajamas and smoking jacket the rest of the time so we can know official or Private acts.
A SCOTUS justice used it as an example of potentially illegal speech but it’s never been more than a metaphor.
Like, if there actually is a fire in the theater it’s probably a good thing to point out.
