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Craig Schaefer

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Writes books, mostly about magic and outlaws. Making my nest in Providence. My latest, Dig Two Graves, is available now. (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0D1HDPH4H)
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Go to your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud
Go to your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud
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Now that the WriterStation is up and running, time to assemble the MiniPainterStation!
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And this is why I don't live on the first floor.
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Still have a ton of unpacking but the new Writerstation is fully armed and operational! About to get back to work on the next Harmony Black adventure.
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One life, boxed for moving.
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Greatest phone call scene.
Greatest phone call scene. (All my other favorites are already in the thread below)
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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The paperback proof of Dig Two Graves, the next Daniel Faust adventure, has arrived. One week to launch! Seven more sleeps! My descent into feral madness has already begun, as one does.
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Ten years in this biz, and there's still no giddy high like opening a box filled with copies of your own book straight from the publisher.
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Painted up some lava dudes for my Shadows of Brimstone campaign. They have the hottest of hot takes and want to share them through violence. And probably a podcast.
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Painting some villain miniatures for my Shadows of Brimstone campaign, a possessed preacher and his Rodents of Unusual Size (and two heads)
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I'm an extremely honest thinker who isn't beholden to anyone and has a lot of hands-on life experience at a quirkily wide array of activities.
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Back on my gaming-mini painting hobby, and putting together a band of Fallout survivors (the Sanctuary/Concord group from Fallout 4)
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Y'all. Y'ALL. Got this in my reddit chat requests. Sure, dude, you went aggro on me out of nowhere, hurled fistfuls of insults at me, used homophobic slurs, and...you think I want to "continue the discourse"? Hold on a sec, laughing too hard to breathe.
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EXCUSE ME, I BELIEVE ONE OF YOU IS SUPPOSED TO BE MOWING MY LAWN IN THIS MEME
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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The delayed (by me, being dumb) paperback version of The Wise Men of Gotham is finally available! Between this and Die Hexen von New York, it's a good month for cool paperbacks.
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