V, the Dyke Creature: marry, fuck, kill: untap, upkeep, draw

marry, fuck, kill: untap, upkeep, draw

Untap, upkeep, draw, Marry upkeep, fuck upkeep, kill upkeep

NOW WE'RE COOKIN

Marry draw kill upkeep fuck untap

This is the one

this person draws

marry untap, kill upkeep, fuck draw

(if you can guess my favourite deck gimmick based on this i'll be in awe lmao)

something something wilderness reclamation?

nope! Extort :) Orzhov my beloved

(that's why i said i'd be in awe that list was a total misdirect lmao)

I do love me some orzhov I thin Abzan is my preferred tricolor

Marry: Upkeep Fuck: Draw Kill: Untap

Upkeep is the girl that loves to give you little thoughtful trinkets. Draw is the boy that will take care of you. No matter what happens, he's there. Untap is the girl that will push you through the finish line and let you sleep on her lap afterwards

marry: untap fuck: draw kill: upkeep

marrying someone who can untap me when i am a tapped creature is an important basis for any long term relationship fucking someone who draws me to them is only natural and someone who is only upkeep to me and nothing else sort of has to go

marry draw, fuck untap, kill upkeep

Marry draw, because you will always get new things to experience Fuck untap, because it’s a nice rejuvenating experience but can be too much Kill upkeep, because it will only bog the game down

I'm an esper player: marry untap, fuck untapped, kill draw

Fuck upkeep, goddamnit

Marry draw, fuck untap, kill upkeep. Why yes I'm a UG player, how could you tell?

Marry draw, fuck untap, kill upkeep Mostly I play Simic or Temur

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