Cristian Farias: The uncertainty of whether this doggo is lost or wanted for murder is killing me.

The uncertainty of whether this doggo is lost or wanted for murder is killing me.

INNOCENT

We aren't even sure they've committed a crime! This might just be the cover of their new album.

it is posted on a giant wiener, so idk, could go either way

In a suspect New Jersey parking lot next to a Dunkin Donuts. It’s truly confounding.

Regrettably, it's cryptocoin bullshit 😞

yeah, someone else pointed that out in the comments. heartbreaking. 😔

Ingredients label, perhaps?

Just a little guy living in a bollard looking outta his little window.

Little dog happy in his hot-dog house.

A story as old as time.

He looks like a passenger on the first hot dog launched into space

i regret to report that the answer is much worse, its for a crypto meme token, dogwifhat coinmarketcap.com/currencies/d...

oh no, that’s certainly worse than an unspeakable act of violence

… oh no

aw bullshit

Actually, it’s a small dog looking out of a rocket’s window.

It s a claim. This giant hot dog belongs to that dog and if you try to take it or make fun of his hat, there will be trouble

He's looking for the guy who did this.

haha!

Framed for murder, gone underground, only ever wanted to be a Very Good Boy

“Have You Seen My Dog? Now You Have!”

He's just a proud member of the World Bollard Association. www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

Perspective | What a load of bollards: This Twitter account celebrates the barrierswww.washingtonpost.com “Bollards are the greatest invention of the last 500 years,” says the brains behind the World Bollard Association.

He may look small time but the hat signifies a member of the Smol Chis, notorious for massive ankle and foot maulings. You might be able to get away as it takes them awhile to be effective.

He looks like an associate of Feathers McGraw

I thought this was a toll booth and the dog is judging me for not having smaller bills.

Stop standing in that dog's parking space you jerk!

With a cute hat and an attitude!

Haha! I'm thinking he's lost, but that's part of his plan.

Obviously, he is the thief that stole that hot dog's giant buns.

That's his album cover

just about to drop an album, that's all

Both, but that asshole had it coming

Funny

If it was a cat, there would be no question. And that is why I prefer cats to dogs.

he has a new album out.

A little bit of column A, a little bit of column B.

It's actually for arson

Maybe he just looks nice in his hat.

Maybe they just wanted everyone to see their awesome knitted hat, so they stuck a picture to a bollard that is somehow the same color as a hot dog

he is wanted for impersonating a bollard.

Album cover

Um, both?

That looks like Croz's knit cap...

But the giant hot dog is cool

No no no, he's selling hats.

Both. I'd say just ask their owner. You know, the one who made them wear that hat. But---I'm sure you get it.

Or trapped inside the orange parking-lot dong.

Is that his parking spot?

Have you seen this dog? -Now I have -Now I have -Now I have

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