Millennials of my age will remember the endless essays on how "hookup culture" was turning us all into jaded carnal husks.
My dream is that one day college students will find discover the perfect ratio between chastity and nasty rutting to shut up our nation's columnists.
It’s hard to ignore that there’s a class of cranky commentariat that was upset that kids changed norms and had too much sex and then became upset that kids changed norms and had not enough sex and it’s becoming to look kind of unsettlingly preoccupied
turning a big dial that says 'Fornication' on it and constantly looking back at the creepy college professor for approval like a contestant on the price is right
