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Just patiently waiting for the world to end
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Gonna check out this new Inside Out movie now I guess

Me: I hope the opening band is nice and funky ENTER STAGE LEFT: a 5ft tall bassist with 2ft long white guy dreadlocks Me: oh fuck

Haven't been to the Masquerade since they moved. Damn, the new place rips!

It's important to remember that walking the dinosaur always eventually leads to killing the dinosaur

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Oblivious RFK Jr. Still Mashing Away on Unplugged Controllerhard-drive.net ATLANTA — Robert F. Kennedy Jr., an independent candidate in the 2024 presidential election, was reportedly still hammering buttons on an unplugged controller that he…

The best thing I've gotten out of BG3 is a new appreciation for knocking people off of shit.

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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

Oh, you're hungry? Name 5 foods!

Yeah so, instead of reducing the image height from 3200 pixels to 2800, I accidentally enlarged it to 32002800 pixels and now I've ripped a dang hole in time and space again...

Having some real strong "I can't achieve this thing I want" thoughts today

...Alright, smart guy. Name FIFTEEN HUNDRED things more delicious than a Doritos Locos taco, then!

Vivian from Paper Mario TTYD deserves to be a Nintendo mainstay.

Clarence Thomas: "Hey guys, today's abortion of justice brought to you by Raid: Shadow Legends"

Me the millisecond I hear loud voices from a neighbor

To the person currently trying to hack my Instacart account, if you get in could you at least order me some cereal so I don't have to leave the house today, kthxbai.

Buddy by day, but get a few drinks in me and I become either Chick or Thing

i'm just kind of a guy

Thinking of starting a novelty account that just tracks whether or not horror movies would have been easily resolved if people just believed the main character(s)

Anyway, here's a tier list for how concerned we should be about each of the scenarios presented in the song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"

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Just Do It 🫵🏻

My chaotic flag is that I like to walk through a busy parking lot one aisle over from the aisle I parked in, so that inevitably the person slowly following behind me has to rush into a panic when I cut through to the neighboring aisle.

Racist cosplay gatekeepers are so weird. "they can't cosplay [character] because [character] isn't black!" Yeah, well that character also isn't real, Tiffany. So, maybe eat a Cinnabon and chill the fuck out.

y'all remember Milk Chug?

🎵 Ba da ba ba ba! Have it your meats! 🎶

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I am rarely more disappointed in myself than when I'm reaching for that ctrl+v and instead hit that ctrl+c

Husbando - a Husbando Huscando - a very aggreable Husbando Shushbando - a very quiet Husbando Husbandaid - a medically trained Husbando Huhsbando - an ADHD Husbando Huslando - Lando Calrissian

My squad 3.6 seconds after landing in Warzone

Waifu - a waifu Tryfu - a waifu with determination Whyfu - a waifu with a thirst for knowledge Spryfu - a waifu with excessive energy Sighfu - a waifu with ennui Knifeu - a waifu with a knife