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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.
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Earnest Hemmingway could NEVER
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What about Frivolous Hemingway?
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Kinda wishing now that Irvine Welsh wrote a Batman story
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It’s not about the hero that Gotham wants, it’s about the heroin that Edinburgh needs
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Wow. Reminds me of a woman I saw on Twitter (I think?) who would do Scottish words of the day with context and proper pronunciation. She was a delight but I can't remember her name.
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You mean @lenniesaurus (not sure if @lenniesaurus.bsky.social is real or not, but hopefully)? Also on Youtube as Miss PunniePennie.
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Certainly looks like her! Thanks!
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Decades of Batman lore have not explained it better than this poem.
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This is so, so good. Cannæ stop riddin it alœd.
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scarin the fucking shite oot of them
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I like to play poem association and this reminded me of these. HuwMan is in my "to be worked on document". Not sure about the Jamie Oliver bit
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I’ve never seen “lit at” written, erm, like that.. Took me a minute!
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I read this to my girlfriend in my canadian accent
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This is brilliant, though I'm Scottish and can't figure out what lit at means? XD look at?
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I'm pretty sure it means 'like that', as I hear folk say this all the time round my parts of Glasgow when they're recounting something they ( or someone they're gossiping about ) said or did. Basically means 'so I said/did...'
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ohhhhhhh that makes sense XD I can hear it in my head now
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Mad/angry at 😁 I'm Irish, not Scots, but I've heard often enough how various Scots friends are mad lit at something 😆
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If people like this they should definitely check out Burnistoun, the sketch show Rab made with Iain Connell for BBC Scotland - it’s absolute gold. Two Litre Bottle of Ginger is still probably one of the funniest sketches ever written.
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Delighted to later discover Rab wrote this. Love his video game stuff.
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I need to hear this read in the original Scottish
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What in the Sir Walter Scott have I just read? That's sort of badass, ken.
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Charlotte, I had 3 friends independently send me your post from other social networks. Amazing
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In my experience a good 50% of "where did this horrible thing come from" in my social media feeds traces back to her. The rest is usually Lowery.
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Bless them both and the bounty they bring
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Biggest compliment i got was Charlotte describing us collaborateing as one swings a pickax to open a crack to Hell while the other brings in the bulldozer
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That was, I believe, me quoting Ken, hilariously enough
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