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Just patiently waiting for the world to end
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Longlegs was a beautifully shot and well acted movie that doesn't let something silly like not really having a story break its stride!
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"Yeah, so tomorrow's brunch meet & greet is in the eggplant room. First door on the left in the hallway with all the pictures of sliced citrus fruit."
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Anyway, how many weeks left until the billionaire mogul teleports a giant dead alien squid into times square and then we're all friends again?
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The left's response to the news of this week being "I give up" and "oh no violence is bad we're all just sweet little beans" makes me want to scream. The narrative 100% should be "YES OF COURSE THIS HAPPENED BECAUSE THIS IS THE WORLD YOU FOLKS WANTED."
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Lost in the ongoing Trumpapalooza is the excellent news that a malaria vaccination developed at Oxford Univ. over the last 30 years and costing only £3 per shot is being unrolled in malaria-prone countries. If it fulfills its promise, this will make an enormous difference to so many lives.
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Anyone else's feed a lot of people talking about sandwiches?
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Hey hey #PortfolioDay I’m André - a visual artist and creative director reimagining Marge Simpson as a sword-wielding assassin cutting a blood soaked path of vengeance through the streets of Springjuku
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Bought some card sleeves that apparently shipped from overseas. They each came with thank you notes with adorable hand drawn flowers on them. Made my day.
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Gonna check out this new Inside Out movie now I guess
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Me: I hope the opening band is nice and funky ENTER STAGE LEFT: a 5ft tall bassist with 2ft long white guy dreadlocks Me: oh fuck
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Haven't been to the Masquerade since they moved. Damn, the new place rips!
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It's important to remember that walking the dinosaur always eventually leads to killing the dinosaur
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The best thing I've gotten out of BG3 is a new appreciation for knocking people off of shit.
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Send federal agents to rob banks dressed like cartoony cowboy bandits, then use the stolen money to fund student loan forgiveness.
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Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.
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It's that thing the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park do so they can have babies
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Oh, you're hungry? Name 5 foods!
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As a bad drummer masquerading as a decent drummer, it's nice to know the arm flourishes are effective to someone.
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Whacky arms and silly faces are my main arsenal.
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In most things, not just drumming.
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Yeah so, instead of reducing the image height from 3200 pixels to 2800, I accidentally enlarged it to 32002800 pixels and now I've ripped a dang hole in time and space again...