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What's the Alamo?
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Very thankful I didn't wear my Monday pants yesterday because oh baby, I need them today
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"hiker shakes as grizzly bear walks within feet of her on a trail" I know a grizzly wouldn't eat me, because my pants would be full of shit the second I saw one in person
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Maybe someone will make me tofu and cabbage for dinner. Or a big fat ass hamburger. Both are acceptable
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 15,1961
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How much Benadryl would it take to temporarily transform a puma into an emotional support cat?
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Him: how are you this morning? Me:
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I'm sure November will resolve everything and we'll go back to being a normal country.
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Pissed I have to go to work tomorrow, mostly because it's 24 miles away and only 6 of them are on a freeway. Fuckin middle of nowhere ass town is where I live. Anyways, here is a postcard of Reno. I keep lookin at vintage pics and getting sad lol
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 14,1965
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I made blueberry syrup for Italian sodas and it turned out pretty good. Next time I do it though I will be adding way less water than the recipe I followed suggested. I also want to try doing a blueberry basil syrup, and jalapeno blueberry flavor. Fuckin yuuuuuuum
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Ran out of cilantro and cabbage yesterday so we postponed fish tacos to tonight. They kick ass
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Watching sleepy hollow because I am so so ready for the spooky season
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 13,1955
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Lmaoooo yeah well someone tried to kill me twice
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So. Any other ex presidents get shot while I was making dinner?
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welp, this seems like a good time to pause and make fish tacos
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wait, someone died? oh damn, was this real? I was thinking for sure it was staged and he bloodied himself up.
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love that literally everyone is hootin and hollerin lmao
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Spent too much time in the sun picking blueberries๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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mfw I see we still have salt n' vinegar and jalapeno chips
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don't take pinto beans to work for 4 days outa 5, even if they are really yummy and you are very lazy.