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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 10 hr
WT riders are insane. this was an "easy" stage
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · a day
he's plotting
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2 days
my neck, my back sweaty taint zone and butt crack
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2 days
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2 days
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 2 days
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 3 days
they're going hard in the paint lol
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 3 days
"NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO QUESTION JOE BIDEN"
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 3 days
this place will take off any day now
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 4 days
unlike RFK Jr I'm brave enough to do what needs to be done
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 4 days
okay i got it out of my system
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 4 days
they made a game about posting
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 4 days
lol
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 4 days
getting my numbers up
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 5 days
i call this the Liberal Zone
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 5 days
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 5 days
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 5 days
a budding bromance
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 5 days
what's up lil fella
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 6 days
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 6 days
tfw your haters doubt you
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 6 days
Blue MAGA is real and their power is growing
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 7 days
lil bro and big bro
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 7 days
🔫😂
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 7 days
elder millennial gone off that ditch weed
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 7 days
leaving that discord got me this funny message tho
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 7 days
he's next
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 7 days
or maybe that's what you want us to think
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 7 days
George Russell the kind of mf who says "yabba dabba doo" after winning a formula 1 race
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alan mustache @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 8 days
on bluesky you have the standard shitposters, the dudes who spend all day in discords but only post once a month, the doomers, movie posters, and gooned up zoomers, the hornyposters, the discourse obsessives, discourse haters and subtweeters, the foodies, the