Who remembers what it was like back before I pledged never to go to an eye doctor, back before the milky sheen descended over everything and all darkness became darker.
The sky was blue once, said the man, glaring upward with a cracked and weatherbeaten eye. I seent it. He spit white onto the pitiless stones beneath his feet. Larry David looked better too. Spect it was that vaccine that done it.
*Gary England voice* Who remembers when the sky went from cloudy blue, but weird to 1000 roaring demons from hell as the May 5,1999 F5 tornado gathered momentum rolling toward Moore, Ok.?"
