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Check out my new original character, Guy Around the Office Who's 100% Noticed That Clark Kent Is Superman
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Dear diary, Clark just drank an entire pot of boiling coffee in front of me without breaking eye contact. I don't think I can take this much longer.
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If the daily planet had a halloween costume party and Clark dressed as superman but still had the glasses on would this guy have a frustration anyerism?
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That's so diabolical, I love it
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Gonna give this guy Kal-hell
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No no, Clark dresses as the terminator on Halloween. Nobody knows how he gets the glowing red eyes so perfect.
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Clark dresses as Batman for Halloween
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It makes Bruce furious and that's why Clark does it.
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Clark's mom makes the costume so it's always slightly incorrect which makes it worse
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All the guys at the office try to give him tips on how to nail the voice but none of them have been to Gotham.
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Clark e-mails videos of the Halloween party to Bruce, just to try to get a reaction. The Robins love them.
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Jimmy Olsen actually does the best impression but only Clark Knows That
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The biggest giveaway was when Guy saw Superman entering a phonebooth in 2024
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Legit Superman comics do that "threatening look with red eye thing" and it bugs the crap out of me because Superman ain't supposed to be the kind of guy who intimidates people by pointing a loaded weapon at them, you know? He should be better than that. Nice comic!
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I was going to say something to the same effect. Superman doesn't just have super powers, he also has a super human sense of morality. It's what makes anti Superman characters like Homelander work. They ask, what if Superman had all his godlike powers but not his saint-like morality.
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Sure but there’s something about Golde Age Superman being slightly unhinged and straight up throwing a random executive into the middle of an active war and going “don’t die :)” that I miss so much
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There's also the part where the heat vision is supposed to be invisible, and the red lines are purely for the sake of the reader, so his eyes wouldn't glow while charging it up.
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I mean, he once shooted a guns dealer and then stopped the bullet at the last second so that he would know how it feels.
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I know that guy! bsky.app/profile/jeff...
[Clark Kent, telling a joke] "— so I guess you could say, I…" [lowers glasses] - OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUPERMAN!! "shit"
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Bonus points if Guy (pronounced "Geeh") was originally from Canada
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"I'm not your buddy, guy" said Superman
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Thanks to you, as I was reading this comment thread, my brain pronounced every single instance of "guy" or "Guy" as "Geeh".
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Guy’s Coworkers: “Ah crap, here comes Guy… no, it’s just he has this nutty theory that Clark Kent is actually Superman… look just don’t get him started.”
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I’d like to think that Guy doesn’t try to tell anyone about Clark assuming that Clark has his reasons and other than pretending to be a klutz is generally a stand up human being with his own secret.
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Also Guy is notorious for disappearing every time that Green Lantern hero shows up and doesn't want to throw any stones here.
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It's funny if Clark knows, but potentially funnier if Clark doesn't know but Guy interprets anything that an unstoppable demigod does as incredibly threatening. Guy has told no one. Clark is worried Guy is drinking too much coffee or needs a shrink bc his heart rate is always goin wild
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"Hey Guy you seem on edge. Remember if you need to talk with someone" *Puts hand on his shoulder* "I'm always around"
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"His fingers are like bricks. I cannot move, for fear he will crush me. He can only be being this gentle to let me know how fragile I am. I must not have long left before he must erase me for what I know..." Guy's narration box
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Reminds me of one of my favorite "almost caught" moments.
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This was the next thing on my timeline and now I can't stop laughing at it being the final panel of your comic
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His rival is Buddy in the office who's 100% convinced Clark Kent is a drag queen he's met and is really supportive
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That's a REALLY clever idea
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That's why Homelander stopped doing secret identity and just walks around in full costume 24/7. 😛
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homelander never had a secret identity. he barely has a human name
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Then some one lied to me. I was told Homelander's secret I.D. was Benny Baddabing, son of Bobby and Betty!
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At least on the show he said he had one and gave it up when he talked to starlight in season 1. I never read the comics.
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His whole public backstory is fake, but Vought still cooked that bogus story up, so he actually might have used it for a while until he got sick of it. There's just a hint of him actually using it for a while, back when he was forcing Maeve to pretend that they were in a relationship.
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Aliens coming to take our jobs, Krypton edition.
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Man it must be hard times for him though. Probably being forced to edit AI listicles about the worst parts of living in metropolis for someone from Gotham.
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Imagine if this goes by the 70's/80's Superman movie rules. If so, I think Superman is going to have to make out with this guy.
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I assume that the similar guys who figure out who Batman is just wake up on some The Prisoner style island paid for by Wayne Corp
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I now see what Batman was afraid of and take his side