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A Dapper Purple Ball
@dapperpurpleball.bsky.social
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19 days
If I fall out of a second story window, surely I can smash a lazy fat bunny, right? But what about my pee? It's too precious to me to squander on violence. I guess I have the body of a lover, not a fighter.
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dave
@daverson.bsky.social
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19 days
good point. everyone knows pee is stored in the balls
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A Dapper Purple Ball
@dapperpurpleball.bsky.social
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19 days
I've been saving up my pee for a long time. I can't give in to violence. Golden shower handcuffs and all that
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