A Dapper Purple Ball: If I fall out of a second story window, surely I can smash a lazy fat bunny, right? But what about my pee? It's too precious to me to squander on violence. I guess I have the body of a lover, not a fighter.

If I fall out of a second story window, surely I can smash a lazy fat bunny, right? But what about my pee? It's too precious to me to squander on violence. I guess I have the body of a lover, not a fighter.

good point. everyone knows pee is stored in the balls

I've been saving up my pee for a long time. I can't give in to violence. Golden shower handcuffs and all that

Oh my. You’ll never get my plums Mr. Plum boy. And Mr. Comfy only visits good boys. Are you being a good boy?

Don't even pretend like you know Mr. Comfy. Have you smelled his fingers? ::swishes::

Of course I know Mr. Comfy. He tucks me in every night and reminds me to go pee pee before bed

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