As an american, you have better not gone to the bathroom at all today. You know what they're all doing on that crazy island that has the crown sausage man. They're in there taking up all the stalls in every bathroom rn just WHOOOSH, it's madness
If I fall out of a second story window, surely I can smash a lazy fat bunny, right? But what about my pee? It's too precious to me to squander on violence. I guess I have the body of a lover, not a fighter.
of course a ball can be a juggalo. A ballgalo
(a friend made it but I don't want to get her added to a zillion AI lists, people are fucking annoying about this)
Fourth of July is right around the corner, I hope your rampant patriotism leads you into posting incriminating stuff
I will be posting mostly heresy for a while
I understand the difference between Bsky and Twitter, at least as far as as content in English goes.
Twitter is where the worst people from all over the planet go to be shit heads. It's the world championship. Bsky is where the worst shitheads congregate as well, but only if they live in Seattle.
The petrification spell that was cast on the moderator is weakening and you can see his evil lizard eyes peering through the melting stone. Trump's avian demons are looting the Smithsonian, which is proving unpopular. Biden is about to return to corporeal form but Dom's family of fairies is pepsi
The giant squid is now laying eggs upon Biden's command. Trump is staring at the growing squid army in shock, his powers of levitation seem to be weakening as he loses concentration in the face of the squid's psychic powers
Trump is still talking about having sex in the 80s and Biden has wandered off into the audience, he's punching anyone that remind him of this greaser that stole one of his girlfriends. Dom is applying microdoses of diet pepsi to his anger car movie franchise
Trump says something about the empire and how the Chinese are really tall, then Biden mutters something about "the obelisk being right." Dom is furious that he is made of pepsi little tank top car
