Darthhellokitty all over the place

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In general, she is a well-developed, well-nourished woman in no distress.
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Watched Underworld: Rise of the Lycans with my Mom just now - she had seen it before with my Dad and said “oh, you have to see this, it’s silly fun” - I THOUGHT she wanted to watch it with me because of Michael Sheen, right?
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H586.3 One traveler to another: Let us carry each other and shorten the way.
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Having bought three versions of The Emperor’s New Lipstick, I broke down and went to Ultima for some advice. They sold me the perfect lip color for $10 and a tinted moisturizer for $39! (I didn’t ask about the price when she handed it to me because I figured it was in the same neighborhood.)
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Lord Byron was so hated his bisexual biographer and drug dealer wrote one of the first vampire novels just to detail how much of an ass he was.
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A2431.3.7.1 Why sparrow may build nest near people's houses; reward for hospitality.
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For when you’re slightly sketchy and keep throwing parties to impress your old flame
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K476.5 While swimming with the lizard, toad exchanges own ugly daughter for lizard's pretty one.
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Our neighbors are celebrating as they always do, with professional-grade fireworks I’m pretty sure aren’t legal… Whether it’s the Fourth of July, New Year’s Eve, Christmas, or just because, these guys are launching massive explosions. It’s not even close to dark!
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My magnetic phone holder came off the dashboard of my car because the adhesive melted. First I tried some super heavy duty outdoor Velcro, nope, peeled off the next day. I tried Gorilla mounting tape, it melted (I didn’t even put my phone on either one). Is there anything that can…
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F451.4.3.7 Magic flower opens dwarf home.
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Elizabeth Morris, widow of Jan Morris, died June 17th at 99 years old. They married in 1949, but when Jan had gender affirming surgery in 1972 they were legally required to divorce since they were both women. They stayed together and had a civil… www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w...
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Today I learned that Keanu Reeves was in a movie he really didn’t want to make - he rejected the script, but the guy who was making it wanted him so badly he forged his signature on the contract. Keanu didn’t want to go through a lawsuit so he went ahead and made it.
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B557.8 Person carried by cobra.
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J1467.1 Sailor prays for gods to sink ship during storm, since gods never do what they are asked to do.
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This pretty much what we get every day!
H1553.3 Test of patience: those who wish to enter city gate must endure insults of old men there who mock them.
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Routine Maintenance xkcd.com/2952
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This is such bullshit. We used to go there a lot for stuff like weird candy and funny cards, but I think we’ll be going elsewhere.
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Do you remember the "cultural destabilization plot" around Russell Crowe back in 2001? Where the FBI followed him around for reasons that seemed really wild: Crowe being kidnapped (by Al Queda, allegedly) to upset Americans. This seems like a more refined version of that plot.
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Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas xkcd.com/2951
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My work email from Friday all the way back to June 2023 has gone missing, and I gone through two levels of IT people who can’t figure out how to fix it. They’re now escalating it to the Outlook specialist. How is this not IT 101? I can’t be the first person this has ever happened to.
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SCIENCE CAT (my latest cartoon for New Scientist)