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✌🏻nothing to see here.
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thankful for iced coffee, my new cat, and that another year is almost over
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mentally i’m like a pirate who has been at sea for far too long and is finally succumbing to the madness
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In this house we celebrate Columbo’s Day, where we watch as many episodes as we can and in the evening we say “just one more thing” and light up a cigar
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it is October, my friends
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September is over did anyone wake up the Green Day guy??
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I love Fall. The crisp air, the radiant colors, the bleak realization that everything dies
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Am I the most popular account on here? No. Am I the funniest account on here? No. Do I have a good grasp of what’s going on and who I am at any given time? Certainly not. But do I try my best? I do not do that, no. Do I brighten people’s day? Also no. Is there a punchline here? N
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Guy who thinks "environmental storytelling" is when a skeleton wears a party hat because he learned about it from Fallout
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I think about the emotional regulation frog constantly
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i’m feeling a lot like this guy
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i bring a sort of a "there's a bad surge right now and people should be taking precautions" energy to the COVID conversations that people who want to pretend COVID no longer exist do NOT like
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Hot girl summer is over. It's time for opossum autumn.
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new month new reminder that Covid is surging again, wear a mask in public around other people or go fuck yourself, you’re no better than a conservative. nope you’re not special, nope that thing or place you want to go to isn’t an exception! mask or fuck you. hope that helps!!
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after years of work i finally figured out how to make the Sopranos logo even cooler
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I hope this email finds you fast and furious
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clocking in for that 9-5
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I refuse to learn who anyone on this site is, that way any drama that happens is simply not my problem. I am Dr. Manhattan on Mars
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*waking up* Oh god. Oh no. Not again.
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I love it when something isn't my business, and on top of that, not my problem. No better combo baby.
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unfollowed. blocked. added to my excel spreadsheet of ppl who have wronged me.
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I don't know how to explain this but I think my life would be better if I was a tiny frog sitting under a tiny mushroom peacefully listening to the rain.
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happy Starbucks PSL day to all who celebrate (I’ve already had 4) ☕️🎃🫡
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It's encouraging to see hospitals reinstating mask mandates in response to rising COVID cases. But it's up to individual hospitals to make this decision, and they don't do it until it's too late. The CDC and states need to implement stronger infection control requirements.
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"Trauma makes you stronger" Well, I don't want to be strong, I want to drink an iced coffee & buy things online