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@dauntingtoaster.bsky.social

He/Him
🔞 MDNI
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Am super low on cash right now as am not spending my deposit/moving money at all which is my only income (still waiting on the housing Im meant to be going to). Is anyone able to do me a huge favour and send me like a fiver for bits and pieces until I'm paid at the end of the month PayPal.me/smloem
Pay Emi Smith using PayPal.Mepaypal.me Go to paypal.me/smloem and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
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Come to the office where we foster collaboration and microwave fish
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Opening the .log file in Notepad: it's in Chinese for some reason Opening it in notepad++: it's in English like normal The fuck?
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Eye contact longer than 5 seconds, are we married now?
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This wasn't such a dramatic rescue, they were just a bit tired/hungry
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I’m really trying to be present in the moment but time keeps moving forward
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Drown me in salt water as a first date. Yes it has to be salt, no I won't explain why
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video games actually come at three price points these days: $20-30 — a video game that costs $20 or $30 $60-70 — $60 to $150, depending on how many missing pieces there are $0 — you will be relentlessly punished until you give them at least $500
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first date idea, you pop my blackhead and that’s it
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Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell
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CW: bad poster just absolute shit
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I honestly don't remember when I got it cut last
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alt text is great, makes mutes work for screenshots which is nice when i don't wanna see that shit
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You should be able to discover a lost grace while mounted, I want Torrent to nibble on it, like a treat, chomp chomp
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this was funnier in my head
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"If red touches yellow you're a dead fellow" and "if red touches black you're dead jack" both rhyme so how am I supposed to remember which of these snakes can kill me
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When the sleep gauge is full, you will become drowsy.
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Miracle bird seed, not only do the birds go crazy for it, what they don't eat off the ground is sprouting and filling in the bare patches in the yard, incredible
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Made it back to Radahn in ng+ and maybe beating him once was enough
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The only RNC I care about is some Really Nice Cannabis
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Neighbors stopped by to see if I'd seen their outdoor cat recently, they had to remind me of their name but I remembered their cats name which was hilarious but kinda awkward
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When I was younger, all i wanted was to be older. Now that i'm older, all i want to do is get murdered.
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Rip orange mango popsicles guess you'll have to live as slop
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Wandered all over the grocery store, guess they don't sell popsicle freezer trays, dumb
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How many arms does Miquella have anyway? Like he's dropping limbs all over the place and still has three by the end of the game
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Is the Bermuda Triangle still around? Can I sail a boat in and disappear never to reappear except as an omen of disaster?