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Frankenfreckle

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Mother of all poltergeists
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When I was younger, all i wanted was to be older. Now that i'm older, all i want to do is get murdered.
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whispering ‘bogos binted’ into the ether like a lonely mars robot, unable to reach anyone
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In my mind, the girl with the itsy bitsy, teeny weenie, yellow polka dot bikini and the one eyed one horn flying purple people eater are part of the same extended universe.
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Can't sleep knowing that rainbows are morally ambiguous.
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TWISTER is such a great movie. The good storm chasers have sensors that are balls, which are round and wholesome, and the bad storm chasers have sensors that are cubes, the most evil shape.
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My advice to anyone hoping to tread the darkened shore bearing aloft the Lamp of Souls to guide the drowning dead to their feast of sleeping men is to wear closed-toe shoes
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First date idea: escape the cycle of rebirth
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Why can't a bunch of billionaires pay me to be bed ridden
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Being unable to carry any notes myself I've enlisted the ants to take Latin pre- and suffixes to the birds. What's your name now discombobwhiteulated
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This life has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this screen
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A horror movie but it’s just a woman walking around during her normal day, and men are horrible to her. So she kills them with a machete
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thinking about the time a guy @‘ed me that if i keep reposting so much he would have to block me so i reposted it and he blocked me
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Catapulting my diseased putrescent corpse through the window of a hedge fund office to prove an important point
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You know that chapter where don quixote and Sancho panza are drinking the healing potion and throwing it up on each other? I think about it every time I log on
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Is someone working on a pill that feels like waking up well rested?
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Oh your musical taste is “eclectic?” I have a whole Spotify playlist that’s an ashtray superglued to a fourteen year old armadillo named Peony who sells encyclopedias
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some people’s posts give off carpeted bathroom vibes
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When they describe a book as Women's Fiction, I can only presume they mean written in blood.
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I typed “tickle in my throat” into WebMD and they sent someone to my house to put me down
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When I was younger, all i wanted was to be older. Now that i'm older, all i want to do is get murdered.
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I don't consider it "poisoning", which is why I call it "lead training" and use it as an opportunity for growth.
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*Catches the dead body at the wedding*
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Caught my boyfriend with another girl's blood on his collar.
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Keep your friends close and your tiny dancers even closer.
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blood is thicker than water and that's my secret to winning the annual gravy contest every time
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Did you hear Belinda from the humans as a resource department is astral projecting to the dark space to "promote synergy" and "unlock truths unseen"? Like OMG Belinda this could have been an email
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Don't u hate it when all your Satanic friends become yoga instructors
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Having two spoons of Night Syrup before bed
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It's a beautiful evening to shapeshift into a crow that gets trapped in Stevie Nick's hair forever.