Frances Meh

In view of their continued performance, I hereby demanding that the mainstream media step aside during the current presidential election and be replaced by actual journalism.

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idk if it’s just me but when there’s barely any soap left in the dispenser i feel like im jacking it off to get some

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You don’t have enough gold to duel me, your honor

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damn girl are you an ice bath because i am SHRINKING

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raise your hand if you’ve accidentally joined a polycule while checking out at Trader Joe’s

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trying to return something to the marketplace of ideas but the shopkeeper flips over the "out to lunch" sign as soon as they see me coming

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The way I act when I have a crush is very not on brand

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I showed you my stats, please respond

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The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor

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Took me 20 mins and a phone call to find the right maxi pads for my wife at the store. I'm just glad she doesn't have an extra long vagina.

PSA: Basic Profile Feeds Here’s the Skyfeed setup for the two most common types of profile feeds - My Posts & My Bangers. Login to skyfeed.app with an app password, select feeds at left, and follow the instructions in the alt text. Then publish, grab the feed URL, and paste into your profile.

once again tapping the sign

in the last 24 hours i have seen 3 people with the “bangers” feed in their bio. the personalized bangers feed. the one that shows the user their own bangers. lmao.

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I haven’t been posting as much as I duel and check my stats. Hate the player, love the poster

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It's been a very wet spring/summer for us after years of drought. I guess somebody finally found mother nature's clit.

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you had me at finger pistols

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You can have high tea with the princes and queens or you can have low tea with the rats and the gnats, these are your only two choices.

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I am like a cybertruck if I touched grass I would simply fall apart.

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there should be a law that dentists have to disclose if they are that one dentist that disagrees with nine other dentists

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Me: if you stay, will you come to work with me tomorrow? I got a ton of shit to do. Insomnia: you’re sweet, but we both know I’m gonna help you blast through this 8 ball in the next 30 mins and then chain smoke Kool’s until you start to doze off around 5am. Then I’ll turn your alarm off and bail.

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if i unfollow you and immediately refollow it wasn't a mistake i am renewing my vows

doing the fairuza balk speech from almost famous about loving some silly little piece of music so much it hurts, but about my fav flops

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you can solve 98% of your problems with optical illusions but the other 2% require violence

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The best thing about Amish jokes on the internet is that no one ever gets offended