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One thing about having a doctorate in internet politics is that sometimes a reporter will call you up and ask, "hey, some guy says he's running ChatGPT for mayor of his town. Is this just a gimmick?" And you then get to stroke your beard and expertly reply: "Yes. That is indeed just a gimmick."
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It reminds me of early 2017. My second book had come out. I was trying to promote it. And every reporter was like "uh huh great. Hey, have you seen this Trump tweet? Is this nutso?" And I, as a proper academic expert, would respond "yeah. Totally nutbars."
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I spent six years in grad school. For this.
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What a time to be alive! No, but seriously, I want to download the Varieties of Democracy database (V-Dem) and draw empirical connections between the series that are in decline domestically and the political ecosystem that has asserted itself internationally post-2014.
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Re-upping this evergreen pic, don’t imagine they have ever had to give away a gallon…. <8^)
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I may need to grow a beard entirely for this reason
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Part of why I left academia - taking T just to grow a beard seemed silly.
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Then you rub the leather patches on your tweed jacket.
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And if you don't have a tweed jacket then you aren't really an academic. That's the uniform. You don't have to wear it, but you are expected to have it available at all times.
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You went to grad school to justify the tweed jacket with elbow patches, admit it Dave
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Admit it? I celebrate it! I chose this profession for the wardrobe.
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You really get a lot more color and fabric options in menswear
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Twirling a bow tie also acceptable
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They were going to try that in my town until chatgpt shut it down. The city attorney was still researching whether it was legal 😕