David_j_roth: Never doubt that horniness can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

It would admittedly be pretty funny if one of these swirly-eyed dingleberries backed into a major energy breakthrough because they needed to create enough juice to continue producing Jesus-But-Made-Of-Shrimp images at an industrial scale.

Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it

Cold fusion anime boobies breakthrough

Never doubt that horniness can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Hey, let's not disregard the Chixculub asteroid

Earth wanted to get smashed

[AI founder pacing on stage, wearing a headset] for all of human history, heterosexual men have worshipped women with two breasts and one ass, but by the end of the 21st century, the new beauty standard will be six breasts and two asses. one can only imagine where we’ll be in the 22nd century

Maybe that was what Blue Oyster Cult was singing about in Heavy Metal

cc @hausofdecline.bsky.social (i kid i kid, it’s always been sexish)

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