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It would admittedly be pretty funny if one of these swirly-eyed dingleberries backed into a major energy breakthrough because they needed to create enough juice to continue producing Jesus-But-Made-Of-Shrimp images at an industrial scale.
Here’s a miracle solution: stop fuckin doing it
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Cold fusion anime boobies breakthrough
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Never doubt that horniness can change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.
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Hey, let's not disregard the Chixculub asteroid
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Earth wanted to get smashed
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[AI founder pacing on stage, wearing a headset] for all of human history, heterosexual men have worshipped women with two breasts and one ass, but by the end of the 21st century, the new beauty standard will be six breasts and two asses. one can only imagine where we’ll be in the 22nd century
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Maybe that was what Blue Oyster Cult was singing about in Heavy Metal
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cc @hausofdecline.bsky.social (i kid i kid, it’s always been sexish)
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Perfecting cold fusion so that Google can continue telling people to eat glue
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That’s how they’re doing the Great Reset
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Facebook Boomers simply must have Shrimp Jesus and I'm US Soldier Nobody Wish Me Happy Birthday Because I'm Poor
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/social media bot voice "Amen"
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For the sake of the earth I know I should stop having the computer draw my thoughts like George W Bush "you been farming long" but I cant
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More likely they will announce a tech miracle and 15 minutes later we'll find out it's just half a billion people on stationary bikes hooked up to generators
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Yes but they are more likely to just draw funding away from serious clean energy research and push it towards people doing the same kind of vc hype based bullshit as them
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Problem with that is that they are grifters through and through so making something real isn’t likely at all. Let alone something real and revolutionary.
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Literally if they just stopped with the AI bullshit the enormous explosion of renewable energy in the last couple of years would have a tremendous impact on climate change. They need to be doing less, not more.
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He would, but it would happen like a bad dystopian movie trying to slide in some humor where he immediately goes "won't work" and discards it.
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It’s so stupid I’m rating it as plausible.
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“God only gives His Most Precious Wisdom to His Boldest Soldiers” I tell myself as I hang up on the banker and put my personal wealth into wildcatter geothermal research.
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Then we will need a similar miraculous breakthrough in cooling technology.
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If they left some power infrastructure behind when people inevitably get bored of this nonsense that would be all right tbh
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harnassing the power of all the dudes jerking it to a 3 boobed chick with 13 fingers to superheat water at unfathomable levels
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If that was gonna work it would have already happened with the vhs release of total recall.
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but how many fingers did that chick have? that's the real breakthrough for our finest perverts
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the bit here is that i am wildly skeptical of the actual claim, mostly because it seems like something the right is ginning up about biden's epa rules (doug buraldsjsldja was syaing it on fox)
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