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Getting "the zoomies" in the club. Everyone watches bemusedly as I sprint back and forth with my tongue flopping out of my mouth in the most undignified way imaginable.
This is basically what I used to do when “Blister in the Sun” came on.
As your friend I would simply let you out to run around the yard and then let you back in to nap under a vip table.
This could have been an early / mid 2000s concept and semi hit. 🎶 Everybody in the club get zoomie 🎶
Why do I read this in my head like a lost 50 cent verse?
David Byrne sees you and joins in.
Gotta deploy multiple New Jersey Eurosteps if the club is crowded
Congrats on the huge dump
I am dog sitting two Australian shepherds and this would be the most dignified thing they did this weekend
Absolute bosses, too. Shortstop and first base energy.
First time you've tried an energy drink cocktail?
More of us should be doing this
running from wall to wall, defying gravity while screaming eeeeeeeeeeeeee
OK, Mr. Peanutbutter, back to your reality show.
Oh, I remember that night 😊
