John Argh

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Charismatic megafauna. Obligate omnivore.
Bedtime is 4:30 AM UTC

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The realization that a lot of jocks are actually nerds with a special interest in muscles changed my life

… what this essay will pre-supposes is - what if it is all pornographic Alf?

But this is social media. You have to take digs damnit. It’s not all pornographic Alf.

TFW you rewatch Battlestar Galactica S02E20

HOLY FUCK SHE'S THE PRESIDENT

OK. OFF TO READ SOME WODEHOUSE.

We call it the MEW line

The moron early-warning system is going off.

Kantian in the streets. Utilitarian in the sheets.

Everybody's a utilitarian for their own moral compromises and a Kantian for the sins of others

DARTH GYRO (I win! Do I win?)

Darth Coffee.

I can’t believe it needs to be pointed out that the only way to have an opinion page fully staffed with Jamelles Bouie is to first have an opinion page with one Jamelle Bouie

The doctor, the pharmacist and the insurance company are all doing the spiderman meme about why a prescription I need and have taken for years can’t be refilled and even if it could, it’d cost $18,500. Meanwhile I ran out Monday and feel like a dog’s breakfast at dinnertime.

That’s my secret Cap I’m always anxious

That's my secret Cap I'm always distracted

I think my most persistent head cannon of the World of Mad Max is that (a) it's set in the future relative to us and (b) there wasn't a global cataclysm or anything - Australia is Just This Way now

Make a band meatier: Pâté Smith

make a band meatier The Smashing Porkloins

Make a band meatier: Allanis Duck Rillettes

make a band meatier The Smashing Porkloins

Make a band meatier: The Offalspring

make a band meatier The Smashing Porkloins

Make a band more vegetable: Tomato Waits

Make a band more vegetable: Bruce Stringbean

Make a band more vegetable: Morris Day and The Thyme

Make a band more vegetable: Bruce Stringbean

ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Q-Anon

ruin a popular videogame by changing one word: Petty Theft Auto IV

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You guys, I’m starting to think that ‘May you live in interesting times’ isn’t the blessing I thought it was.

Without listening to the album, what kind of music is this?

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Wrath is stored in the grapes

Quick! Is this post about the cybertruck or a flounder?

They are bigger and flatter and duller than you could imagine

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Well, I have just finished the first chapter of a new book in a particular series...

You guys, I’m starting to think that ‘May you live in interesting times’ isn’t the blessing I thought it was.

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i am losing my mind

EGGS MOSTLY DONT EVEN HAVE SHELLS WHEN THEYRE INSIDE A CHICKEN

"Two months after Dobbs, 22 percent of adults said they were uncertain whether eggs inside a woman’s ovaries have shells (they do not)." *rubs temples*

Abortion Debate Shifts as Election Nears: ‘Now It’s About Pregnancy’www.nytimes.com Two years after Roe was struck down, the conversation has focused on the complications that can come with pregnancy and fertility, helping to drive more support for abortion rights.

KIKI!!! Come out you Bouba curs!

Considering how much I hate my job these days, maybe I should go learn the electrical trade

Turning off the A/C and opening a window so that The Lad can have his Bird Time.

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An alternate universe where quality of life is vastly improved, but the only major cultural shift you can find to have actually split the timeline, was a popular, long running juggalo cooking show

MOOOOM! The millennials are rediscovering aspic

Mmmmm meat jello