Maybe Jeff Callsem

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An incredibly stupid man. Enjoy the hurricanes.

Every picture of JD Vance looks like three little kids misplaced their trenchcoat and had to settle for a JD Vance skinsack to sneak into the movies with

Every picture of JD Vance looks like he’s sitting at a kitchen table waiting for Chris Hansen to enter the room

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school vouchers are designed to starve public schools and they’re working in that regard

Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers' tuition that it's now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects.

School Vouchers Were Supposed to Save Taxpayer Money. Instead They Blew a Massive Hole in Arizona’s Budget.www.propublica.org Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it’s now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state program...

ME - A MIDWESTERN DAD - GRATEFULLY WATCHING FROM THE BACKDOOR: we really needed this rain THE ALREADY TOO MANY MOSQUITOES NOSEDEEP IN MY FOREARMS: same, dawg same

my bodywash has a “Charcoal and Clay” scent for that everyday “I’ve just come home from 12 hours in the mines and would very much like to keep smelling like this” kind of sensation

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Check out Bluesky, from media criticism to criticism of the media, this website has it all

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trying to mandela myself into the funnier universe through sheer force of will

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Same energy

What took him www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Musk Donates to Trump, Tapping Vast Fortune to Swing 2024 Racewww.bloomberg.com Billionaire Elon Musk has donated to a super political action committee working to elect Donald Trump to the White House, a major gambit by the world’s richest person to make his imprint on the US pol...

BERLIN HEARS FORD IS BACKING HITLER; Bavarian Anti-Semitic Chief Has American's Portrait and Book in His Office. SPENDS MONEY LAVISHLY One German Paper Appeals to the United States Ambassador to Make ...www.nytimes.com

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Feels like we fret about the polls in every election and then come to this same realization every fall

if The Ashley Madison hack were a light beer:

Hackers downloaded call and text records of “nearly all” of AT&T’s cellular customers across a several month period, AT&T announced

Hackers Steal Text and Call Records of ‘Nearly All’ AT&T Customerswww.404media.co In one of the most significant data breaches in recent history, hackers stole AT&T customers’ call and text metadata spanning several months.

accidentally filled the morning cuppa without a coffee pod so I inadvertently preheated my travel mug so the coffee’s super hot and I can now face this icy July day with the molten warming goodness I need to get through it

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You literally rehabilitated a terrorist (knuckles) but you're giving up on Joe Biden? Really nice.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! I'm officially calling on Joe Biden to step aside and instruct his delegates to support me for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States of America. It's a somber duty, but this is the only way our nation can move forward. #VoteBlue2024

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In The Shining, Shelley Duvall's Wendy Torrance was our woman on the inside, allowing us to see the horror through her eyes. I wrote about this tremendous performance for Decider

Shelley Duvall's 'Shining' Eyes Were The Audience's Portal Into The...decider.com Shelley Duvall had some of the most beautiful, wondrous eyes in Hollywood history.

🎵 Day Man! 🎵 🎵 ah-ahh-ahhhhhhhhhh🎵 🎵 Fighter of the Night Lad! 🎵

This is a nasty night, lad.

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This is a nasty night, lad.

younger kid gave me a wholeass reese egg when I first got in the door and that thing may as well have been a blow dart laced with propofol

Make a band less The Speakers of The House of The United States of America

Make a band less Eight and Three-quarter Inch Nails

@mcuban.bsky.social Billion-Dollar Idea: Minor League Chew™️. Shredded bubble gum in thicker strips but smaller/blander quality than Big League Chew™️. Stuff your jaw with gateway chaw as you work your way from Single A to The Show*! Ring up the bullpen and SEND IN The Tank! *stage 4 mouth cancer

my sweet prince

that cover is giving me allllllllllllllllll the vapors, SkyFam

Today it starts! ACTION COMICS #1067, written by me, legendary art by @eddybarrows, @DannyMiki_ and @RexLokus! We think it’s something special! SUPERMAN TAKES NO CRAP, MY FRIENDS!

Feels like we’ve really tamped down our use of “sis boom bah!” in the wild. Let’s all try to pepper in some “sis boom bah!”s today and see if we can’t earn a few smiles and nods and attakids from a world in dire need of more sis-boom-bah! Report back to the bullpen later with your writeups.

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🎵 Once there was a sky 🎵 🎵 Where it rained gla-aaa-sss 🎵 🎵 From an atmosphere 🎵 🎵 That smelled like ass 🎵

An exoplanet where rain made of glass flies through the atmosphere was hiding another secret: It has an atmosphere that smells like sulfur.

Nearby exoplanet reeks of rotten eggs — revealing a molecule never before found outside our solar system | CNNcnn.it An exoplanet where rain made of glass flies through the atmosphere was hiding another secret: It has an atmosphere that smells like sulfur.

Am I the only one who reads the meter and diction of “For never was there a tale of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo” with profound “…really? Is that the BEST you could do?” dismissive, judgy energy? Like when Kurt Loder read Jewel’s poetry book out loud to her on-camera?

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So on I went.

Woke up in the same 360 degrees of doomspair as I did yesterday. Got this consistency thing on lock, Skyfam. Happy Sunday!

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The bind the Democrats are in is that replacing Biden at the top of the ticket (presumably with Harris) is a genuinely destructive, self-defeating, probably insane decision, but, also, _not_ replacing Biden is a genuinely destructive, self-defeating, possibly insane decision. Good luck out there!

we are all of us Hulk

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eat him by his own light

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