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D. E. Kelly

@dedlly.bsky.social

Artist, writer, educator, action figure enthusiast.
MA, MFA, on occasion MIA
Doing social media incorrectly since 2000.
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From the Department of About Fucking Time…
Breaking news: President Biden is finalizing plans to endorse major changes to the Supreme Court in the coming weeks, including proposals for legislation to establish term limits for the justices and an enforceable ethics code, according to two people briefed on the plans.
Biden set to announce support for major Supreme Court changeswww.washingtonpost.com The president has discussed the plans with constitutional scholars and members of Congress in recent weeks.
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I decided to read a book from my iBooks library and picked Butcher of the Forest by @premeemohamed.com. This story will take a bit of your heart. Intense, merciless, and frightening. Beware the shadows and forests.
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Why are there no screens in English houses?
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Still digesting the fish and chips from last night.
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I open the door for the repairman, and he greets me thusly: “Can I use your toilet, mate, I need to take a mad pee?”
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The small town in England where I’m staying has a spanking new comics/game cafe.
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A while back, my daughter and I conceived an idea for a Dr. Who fanfic. We decided to write it here in England. I’m trying not to dominate the process.
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I’m currently staying in a stinky, dilapidated house in a similarly described town in the north of England. Last night I lost my chance at superpowers when I smushed the large house spider hovering above my face.
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I think I’ve pretended to fall back asleep for long enough. It’s time for coffee.
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I’m sure you guys will have all this stupid worked out by the time I return to America.
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On Saturday a wholesome afternoon of fantasizing about concentration camps and plotting to overturn the coming election was disrupted by violence
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I thought Seal Team Six had better aim.
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It took a trip to the north of England to remind me how much I hate weather.
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I for one am looking forward to the George Clooney vs Matthew McConaughey 2028 Presidential Debates.
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I think Godzilla is getting laid atop the mutilated bodies of the residents of Rio at the end of this.
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Hey, Kong and Godzilla! I got people living in Cairo.
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Tired of the character in movies that letS you know how off kilter he is when he makes everyone listen to his music. That’s not being weird, it’s being an asshole.
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I’ve said it before watching these new monsterverse movies and I’ll say it again…where are Kong’s balls?
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I am considering taking one of Kavalier and Klay, Dangerous Visions, or A Brief History of 7 Killings on the plane.
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All these books and I can’t decide which one comes on the plane with me.
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Took the 11-year-old to see Jaws at the Aero in Santa Monica. She really loved it but docked a star from her review for “too many scenes of dudes on a boat doing nothing.”🤣
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Just called Anna Eshoo. My script was just a bit too long to fit in a skeet, so attaching it as an image.
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The challenge: choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
The challenge: choose 20 books that greatly influenced you. One book per day, for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
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Serious question…do we really think Republican secretaries of state are just going to change names on the ballots from Biden to Harris or whomever without pulling tons of run-out-the-clock bullshit?
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Debate Takeaway: Trump/Biden embody physical metaphor for dying empire.
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Debate takeaway: Age is just a number and the higher it is the more impaired you are.