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Give me your garbage opinions and your trash takes on food. I'll start: peanut butter cookies are mid.
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there are no wrong answers here, which is to say there are no right answers here
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lol I take it back y'all are unhinged I'm dying
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This sequence somehow feels like the opposite of this:
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not a soul disappointed 🥰
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my daughter who will eat literally anything has already claimed them in perpetuity
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well as long as they're not going to waste
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steak is mid don't tell me "oh you just haven't had streak right blah blah" steak as a concept is boring you people sound like you're british
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if you reeeeeeeeally consider all of the wondrous ways we have for preparing cow for consumption, steak certainly becomes hard to argue for
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Counterpoint: Steak is incredibly easy to make, especially on a grill.
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Easy to make, difficult to get right
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A little practice and it's pretty easy IMHO. Also, a bit of herb butter or blue cheese can cover a load of mistakes.
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That’s good advice, but consistently getting results like a good crust and the right amount of pink is always a challenge and there seems to be (at least in Japan) a ton of variation in what each individual steak requires and I haven’t yet deciphered the code
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steak fetishism, as embodied by "salt only, minimalist preparation" is the revival of "pure flavors" as an assertion of class in food
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Chimi and churri it Bleu cheese it Rub it Don't just meat it
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Is this like that one thing as you read it you subconsciously start to sing it?
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My first thoughts when I saw that Menendez Morton's story. 250 days. At a steakhouse. Absolutely mind-numbingly boring person. If I had fuck-you money and could eat anywhere almost every day, I'd at least choose a place where the chef's out there creating something.
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it used to scratch a weird thing I'd get where I'd wanna bite people but now there's so much more I'd rather grill up
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This is my truth as well. A piece of meat on a plate? oh why don't you put a plain baked potato next it to it, while you're boring me.
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I love a good steak, but it’s the food where it’s easiest to disappoint me. Unless the meat is super high quality, then trimmed, seasoned, and cooked correctly, it’s a replacement level protein.
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I have definitely had an excellent steak cooked in a manner that makes it taste celestial and it will still never be high on my list except when I'm PMSing. And considering my age, that isn't likely ever again.
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This is how I feel about fried chicken. I like it, it's fine, but it has never cracked my top 10. And I've had fried chicken all over the American South, including Dookie Chase's in New Orleans.
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Putting brisket on a pedestal nationwide was a colossal mistake
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ok now we're cookin cuz I love brisket
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It's good but like 1% of restaurants that serve it have the space and energy to do it right
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oh yes and by "restaurants" I include myself and the friends I have that smoke their own
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Brisket should be left to Texans who know how to smoke it properly and Jews
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Had a great cross-cultural moment once buying brisket between myself, a Jewish guy behind me in line, and the Vietnamese butcher discussing different techniques
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So does that make Texas Jews the best at brisket?
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Part of my complaint is that it stopped being cheap to make at home because of the craze
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The low price point of brisket (and fajitas now that I’m thinking of it) was a big part of the allure, yeah
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Speaking of this, I remember when oxtail was 2.99 a pound because it was a "trash cut" 😭
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Pulled pork >>>>> Brisket
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The simplicity of a perfect eastern carolina pulled pork sandwich transcends any of even the great brisket I've ever had.
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That's not even trash, that's just truth
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Lower ceiling, massively higher floor
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Frozen boxed chopped spinach is superior to salads, salads are an incredibly inefficient way to eat vegetables and most greens should be served compressed and wet
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Spend twenty minutes on a salad eating two cookedspoonfulsworth of greens, fuck off
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I cannot speak to the accuracy of what you are saying here, but I am saving it in a folder labeled "specific and yucky"
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Box of fresh spinach taking up half my damn fridge then I cook it and it's not even enough to feed a family of four, fuck off outta here
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