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You may think you have had bad diarrhea before, but have you ever had it make national news?
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The lesson here is don't destroy Goop's Poopnasium, she WILL report you to the tabloids.
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She really fucking dimed him out, that's fucking ruthless man. Lmfao
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One of the first things I learned about you is your stories history with flushing the toilet
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Dude has obviously not been shoving enough jade eggs up his ass.
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Also it should be considered a violation of journalistic ethics to use the phrase "catastrophic diarrhea" in a headline that does not also include "[x number of people] feared dead"
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Or perhaps he had and then it sounded like an ATF raid as the eggs took out all the windows and vag candles.
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I wish my diarrhea had big name pals
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Missed it by one letter....
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They don't elaborate on how it was 'catastrophic'? Unless there was structural damage to the property, or mass casualties/a fatality then it doesn't butter any parsnips for me.
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Cacking your A-list showbiz's zillion-thread Egyptian cotton sheets in her guest house is kinda catastrophic to me, wha?!
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That headline makes it seem like his IBS is friends with Jeff Bezos.
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😂yes, yes it does. Not probably far from the truth, Bezos surrounds himself with a bunch of assholes
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no but i had it turned into a 4chan greentext that still circulates
Just learned the term “Hollywood socialite” & realized there is yet another reason to pity humanity.
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If you eat anything that this clown show serves up, you deserve everything you get
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