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I was just sharing a fun bit of trivia. I'm...sorry?
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Lives in SoCal. Hasn’t met our 🇨🇦 Geese 😅
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Until recently he lived in NC. We meet your geese every winter.
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It is mostly intimidation - if you grab 'em by the neck, they're fucked. That's very illegal for 🇨🇦 geese, and why bother? I've also seen videos showing geese getting their ass kicked by larger animals who backed off when the goose charges but then realized it just a fucking goose with hollow bones.
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I’ve seen more than a few instances of attacking humans. Not in a hurry to test 😮
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One winter, when I was growing up, a Canadian Goose decided to move to my family farm in Pennsylvania. That mother fucker was the meanest of all creatures I've ever encountered. He would chase cars, peck tires, chase you dared to be outside, and most certainly broke skin with his beak.
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Just cobra chicken things. Evil beings that they are.
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I’m not sure people fully appreciate them 😮
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They're assholes and aggressive, and the intimidation works - they look big and fast and scary! Also, why bother? I have also seen them retreat quickly from med-sized dogs when they realize the dog won't back down, so ymmv (these were dogs trained to chase them from a park, with no difficulty).
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Idk, I have the literal scars to prove their bite is indeed as big as their bite (honk).
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As big as their bark* Jesus.
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But if you’re not prepared or not steady, they can sure knock you off your feet and peck at you.
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I am very skeptical that a goose, or even a few, could knock me over - and I have had 'em biting my pant legs and hissing a couple of times. I would be way more scared of an aggressive small raptor or parrot than a goose.
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I used to raise domestic geese twice their size. They will not knock you down unless you panic and flail like a goddamned dipshit afraid of a bird that weighs less than 30lbs
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We had an aggressive Toulouse who sneak attacked for no reason and popped a friend who was on blood thinners, resulting in a horrifying bruise. We ate him, which fixed the aggression issue.
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Yeah I've been bruised by That Fucker, also a Toulouse. He also liked to fight the goose he could see on shiny parts of parked cars.
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Lol the old coq-au-vin approach to bird discipline
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I assume you ate the goose and not the friend but this is hilarious either way :-D
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Can’t believe you ate your friend
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Related this story to a wise woman, who said “that’s the answer to everything”
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"Fixed the agression issue" quote of the day
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My son got chased by Canada Geese when he was 2 years old. I had to swoop him up fast.
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Yikes. I always worry about kids. For some reason, parents seem to think it’s funny to let their wee ones chase geese 😫
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Mine was just getting a bit too close to them for a second.
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They can be evil, especially during nesting and breeding season.
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They pretty much own Wascana Park in Regina.
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Exhibit A They used to stay on the strip of grass at the edge of the lake. Now they own the sidewalk too.
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I been saying that Canada Geese are all bluff. More than once a goose by the pond has gotten aggressive as I've walked past, and my dog has lunged to the end of his leash yelling "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, ASSHOLE!"
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My son and I were biking on a road in Mississauga and one chased us down the road.
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John Canada was just a guy. Canada geese aren't from fucking Canada wtf
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This keeps cracking me up
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There are SO many Canada Geese in S. California. A huge population has gone native. And Geese aren't that hard to deal with. Pinch like heck, but they are still birds without weapons. With a little practice they are catchable, invert them and they go dormant. But spread your arms=bigger goose
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