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turbo jerrytopher

@turbojerry.bsky.social

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existing (but barely). free spirit. (i) supportive. i don’t chit chat 🔳🔲

my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma

my art: https://youtube.com/@saturdaybullpen?si
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Haiku Platypus @haikuplatypus.bsky.social · 2 days
Feeling like being less afraid of the world now. It feels lighter. Hugs.
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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 5 mo
I dunno, man… *my response to anything
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gas statіon dream gіrl @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 6 mo
Іf you correct grammar on Bluesky, your probably ugly.
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Charlie Bukowski @lepetitoiseau.bsky.social · 19 hr
That’s right: I went through your timeline, found your actual posts, and most importantly: your selfie and THEN followed you. Because I have manners and bish I follow the hotties.
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 11 hr
thinking about the time a guy @‘ed me that if i keep reposting so much he would have to block me so i reposted it and he blocked me
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Lizzie née Acid Lich (in perpetual number mode) @acidlich.bsky.social · 9 hr
Lacroix could beat jd Vance and did
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.bsky.social · 15 hr
It's not really a house party until I'm in the backyard petting your dog.
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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 13 hr
How brief is the nudity?
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 12 hr
I’m not depressed, I’m just acutely self aware.
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dillo (the yakubian mamba) @dillo.media · 12 hr
bluesky: speaking past each other, the app
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Wicked Hoodie @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 12 hr
don’t panic? you haven’t been paying attention homie
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BEAVE ² @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12 hr
Congratulations to Bluesky on reaching 6 million accounts and 26 active users!
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Lizzy 💫 @stonedeva.bsky.social · 11 hr
Hey boy, are you a doomsday prepper bc I have nothing to bring to the relationship but think I'm in love
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 10 mo
I don’t care if anyone cares
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Rogs 🤖 @stev.bsky.social · 10 hr
I fuckin love a good parcel wrapped in brown paper
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 9 hr
Ovulating and thinking about the local sperm bank again
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turbo jerrytopher @turbojerry.bsky.social · 2 days
*feels like shit from being so online* me: i should get even more online
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 2 days
Me: I want you. Her: I want really good ice cream.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · a day
Tried a new bit out on my boring side, low expectations, it thought about an additional bit to make it more long and drawn out. No you don't understand. I have a partner in this now.
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turbo jerrytopher @turbojerry.bsky.social · 19 hr
the chronically online leading the chronically online
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Parilani 🫧 @parilani.bsky.social · 14 hr
as god intended
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the chronically online leading the chronically online
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future jefftopher🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 14 hr
KIMUNITY
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15 hr
*swinging by on a chandelier* I unmuted you, you’re welcome!
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Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social · 16 hr
I was looking at my phone while eating string cheese and somehow missed my mouth and stuck it up my nose, then I choked a bit and sneezed the piece of cheese onto my desk and knocked my water over. I am in hell
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 15 hr
Rolling my Russian roulette if you know what I mean (platonic)
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future jefftopher🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 2 days
If you get to your destination before your favorite song ends, it’s like blue balls for your ears.
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future jefftopher🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.lol · 2 days
Watching golf on TV would be objectively better if they added a lil toot noise every time the golfer bends over
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turbo jerrytopher @turbojerry.bsky.social · 15 hr
foggy morning yesterday … starting to feel a little thirsty now that the sun came out though 😌
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · a day
I don’t have any hobbies all I do is shitpost
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · a day
Bluesky is the only bar I go to