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Dear Bluesky,
Australia's favourite drinking game "Goon of Fortune" got a full-page spread in this month's edition of America's "Food & Wine" magazine. Yes, we really do this.
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I forgot I took this for my dear Blueskyers the other day too
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"tour de franzia" is right there for the taking i dont understand this at all
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I played against a "Tour de Franzia" team at a Halloween Ultimate Frisbee tournament years ago. They all wore tight bike clothing and helmets and got incredibly drunk off box wine during games. Evokes so many memories of weekends in my 20s getting slowly drunker while doing hours of wind sprints 🥏
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Oh god. My friends and I once threw a wine cooler party Once We mixed box wine with club soda and random fruit juices Even by our standards that night descended into depravity
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Did this in college - one box (I think we had one of each flavor available at the local liquor store) at each of the various houses our friends lived in, finish the box, group bike ride to the next house. Probably not our best decision, but it was fun and we all somehow survived lol
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My fucking GOD, I thought that was a picture of a full colostomy bag
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That would up the ante
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The clothes line might be the limiting factor for most of the US. I couldn’t do a spinner here because the wind already loves to redistribute patio furniture here. A spinner would just Dorothy itself.
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Look Ma, I’m a helicopter!
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I have never participated in this as an Aussie and my first reaction to it is that someone is most definitely gonna get smacked in a head with the hills hoist. I am too old i guess.
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Hanging shit off the clothes line is a very rural and semi rural bogan thing. My horse used to love running towards it which fucking hurt
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i would be sofa king down for this except boxwine hurts to drink
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in australia they have 2 billion L of excess production in their tanks, so they can put pretty decent win into their boxwine
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there may have been some "win" consumed before making this sloppy post
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there is definitely "win" being consumed over here but it came from italy not oz
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costière de nimes messing me up tonight
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i just have a ghetto sangiovese
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The fun fact at the bottom is great too. did you know boxed wine was invented by mistake? this guy just had a TON of wine and he wanted to put it all in a box.
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A fellow Tlönista!! I'm so glad you're here!
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Oh nice, I think I saw that when I first followed you and then forgot it! I always want to say something witty about Borges but I feel like it's all already been said, in every possible language, along with an explanation of why it isn't funny.
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They should fancy the bag up a bit, like a piñata.
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Inviting the gang over to play Spin the Bota
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TIL! A couple Boxed Wine Facts i had no idea about! LMAO
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defo taking one of these to the campout
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Australian to an American: "You know, Goon Bag!" American: "Goon Bag?" Australian: "You cawl it a bag nawt a goon, roit?" American: "Are you talking about a bag for coming in all day long while you jack off?"
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This feels like Aussies taking the piss. Like when Seattle scenesters totally lied to music journalists from NYC about Grunge slang.
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Not drinking much these days, but I'll keep this in my back pocket
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Ugh this kind of goon brings back memories of living in so-called “Australia” but I only remember tinfoil bags not clear ones.
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