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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava 103 613 2462
We believe in stripping our politicians of dignity whenever possible. It's good for them. 3 7 269
Please keep it up, you're all doing a wonderful job 1 45
i like that they have to wear the little ribbons 3 69
This is definitely something America needs to do 7 47
we do make them go to the iowa state fair but putting ribbons on them like livestock is better, gotta say 20
Be careful what you wish for lmao 2 16
What? I think it would be great for our self-important ghouls to have to stand directly across from Vermin Supreme. 1 1 24
nothing but respect for my President 1 4
Vermin Supreme is on the case! 4
Ribbons, muzzles SAME difference. Oooh! Ball gags. Let's fucking GO! 1 3
We should make them joust with strap on dildos as part of the debates lol 1 5
Oohh, like chessboxing! Minute of cockjousting, two minutes of talking, repeat.
Pay-per-view, proceeds go to Veterans Healthcare or something. 1 2
You're making a huge assumption that the candidates know chess. More like Hungry Hungry Hipposboxing 1 3
No, I mean...
Cockjousting, debating, cockjousting, debating, et cetera.
But... we can also do what you said. Like, why not both? 1 2
"Sorry, Governor, you *did* do better at fake penis poking, but the Senator got more balls in his (hippos) mouth, so *he* gets an extra minute reply time" 1 3
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I really want to have candidates standing on the same stage, and also include the weirdly wonderfully dressed fringe candidates, as well. The ones out of the UK now are healing me. 3
Our ribbons would be guns, obviously. 2