CapnMarrrrk

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Your parasocial pocket pal in STL. Content Manager, wanna be Guitar Guy but terminally online Void Screamer, Book loving costume wearer. He/Him

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My sunflowers are breaking containment

I've had Dolly Barkton since Jan 13. Every night it's a total classic clusterfuck at bed time. She is down stairs, she doesn't understand the concept of upstairs, doesn't come when I call. Every night. I know she learns, I'm starting to think she's not that smart.

It's been awhile since I watched The Blues Brothers even though I posted that Everybody Needs Someone to Love video the other day. This movie just fills me with joy. There's an uncut version on Amazon which has a little extra footage which is kind of cool. I just saw this and will listen tomorrow

A conversation with Daniel de Visé on how "The Blues Brothers" was madeyoutu.be American Writers Museum presents a discussion with Pulitzer Prize winning journalist and author Daniel de Visé about his new book "The Blues Brothers: An Ep...

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If our posts didn't matter, they wouldn't have wanted to make the internet a place where you can't decide whether a post was written by a bot, a troll or someone who actually knows what they are talking about. They have intentionally gone out of their way to try to sabotage online activism.

Orphaned Skeet because I can't find the post I was replying to. Context: a pink graffiti cybertruck backing into a parking space at a "Social Performance Club" A what? The Kollective...A fancy Gym that appropriates a Commie name in Austin. How to say "I'm a twat" without saying "I'm a twat."

I'm so boughie I bought a melon baller so I can scoop honeydew melon for Dolly Barkton...AND I DON'T EVEN EAT HONEYDEW!

I found a Zachary Taylor $1 coin on the ground the other day. It's weird thinking how to spend currency you didn't know existed when you don't carry cash and nothing costs a dollar. Bonus photo: mmmmm bacon and beef fat mocha frappuccino swirl

Re: Arguing Online I have more important things to do today. My housework will not ignore itself. Procrastination is an action.

Up late uncharacteristically White Knighting I almost missed my window to walk Dolly Barkton before it gets too hot. Still waiting on the Meet Cute for me and an attractive woman hilariously accidentally get our dog leashes entangled then fall in love. Not going to happen since I avoid...

You ever see a friend on a dating app and go, "Hey I saw you on wanna...No, no, it's cool. I just thought I'd ask."

Doing some comfort telly. Laughing my ass off because this is never not funny. But the payoff is the last scene of the episode.

Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers theme song (Righteous Gemstones S03 E09)youtu.be I could watch Baby Billy all day. #max #righteousgemstones #music

Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

This happened in the of William Carlos Williams: Two naked old men Upon a metal ladder Leaning against a tree Atop a slippery, wet marble fountain Repairing a zip line No photo taken

Your honir, with all due respect, choking on a chilli dog outside the Taste-Freeze

Your honor, with all due respect, time makes you bolder, even children get older... and I'm getting older, too

Had to leave the pool party early to help Queer Life Partner mop a flooded basement in the house I own 1/3 of. Went to pick up the dog and a fan and the dog was wilding in a strange place. Kind of watched Kong x Godzilla and lost major IQ points. In bed with Dolly Barkton. Have to work tomorrow

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So yeah, Wednesday will have a Friday feel, Friday will have a Monday/Friday feel for those of us who work. So the week vibes two Mondays, two Fridays and a Thursday were we all try not to die from the blackest irony of "Independence Day."

Reminder: turn off your alarm tonight

Oh hey, as a 57 year old man I just discovered "Why man spreading?" Because I mean when I'm out I try to keep my legs together and share space as needed. But! Dropped a dice on my lap and reflexively brought my legs together... Mashed my balls...hard. So...that's why.

The Biden Discourse has, for me, turned into an excruciating mental static. The noosphere is a screaming drill bit, a band saw, a 6 am leaf blower. I am powerless over what happened and what's going to happen. My immediate concern is keeping my job/cash flow so I can be ready to help my people.

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As you gaze upon my glorious ass, you'll feel your willpower crumble. It's a force that can't be resisted. Surrender and become my devoted ass worshipper. 🔥🍑

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Last week I noticed two pieces of identical copy for two pieces, one of which I'm working on. One had an n dash the other had a hyphen. So we had to have a debate about the official use. They incorrectly went with the hyphen. This week, different team correctly used the n dash BUT...

Voice: Happy Birthday Marrrrk! Me confused: It's Dec 3rd? Voice: You've been in a coma since July. *Morning alarm immediately goes off I wake up totally confused as to place and time. Dolly Barkton is next to me and my first thought was , "I hope she didn't bond with someone else"

If you see this you have to post a picture from your phone but don't explain it

Your reminder that Dolly Barkton will not use the kiddie pool in my backyard.

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Once again The Machine is stopping me from all work today. 1. Regain access that was lost to email testing page. Email lost in transit. Write a request for help with help desk, get rejected because I need an incident ticket instead of a request...

Dolly Barkton is TOO much! It's bed time and she's snoring into my ear!

Lunching with my Queer Life Partner I was telling her about the dog rescue and the people I don't hang out with who always pop up to get mine or someone's back when the shit hits, and she said, "Like you." And I just remembered that and it made me all warm inside.