Hmm...okay. So lemme get staffed up and prepped. When he leaves for work that one day, my crew will get in there, get his stuff out(straight to the dump ofc), introduce you to your new doll spouse(i'll get you the catgirlalogue), get her stuff in and change all the picture before he gets home.
Him: "honey...i'm...ho....where's my piano?"
You: "have we met?"
Emily: "who is it honey? We have that throuple thing in 15 minutes"
Him: "Who's she?"
You: "Who are you?"
Emily (Gets speargun)