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babe, I wrote you a poem: fuck all the way off you insufferable prick
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i wouldn't use someone else's hand to touch your dick
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glad we could collab on some uplifting poetry🥰
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I might cross stitch it 💁🏻‍♀️
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Hmm...okay. So lemme get staffed up and prepped. When he leaves for work that one day, my crew will get in there, get his stuff out(straight to the dump ofc), introduce you to your new doll spouse(i'll get you the catgirlalogue), get her stuff in and change all the picture before he gets home.
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this is what support looks like 🙏
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Him: "honey...i'm...ho....where's my piano?" You: "have we met?" Emily: "who is it honey? We have that throuple thing in 15 minutes" Him: "Who's she?" You: "Who are you?" Emily (Gets speargun)
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Gets me right in the cockles. ❤️
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Okay. If that's the way you want it...
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