“I’m exceptional at seeing vanity license plates and immediately decoding what they mean”
Interviewer: “I meant do you have any skills that would make you an asset to the company?”
“Do you ever need vanity license plates decoded?”
Interviewer: “no”
“Then no”
Friends, the time has come for me to hand the reigns of Riverbend Candies to my grandson, Brangon. He consumes only a beige powder and spends so much time masturbating that we had to pay for a special surgery to "De-Noodle" his penis. He has some great ideas about how to make money with the computer
It must be lovely to be British, having pints down the pub in the city centre, returning home to watch colour programmes on the telly, and doing fancy thinges with the lettres of wourds
Dads love to stand in line at the amusement park & estimate how many more times the coaster will run before it’s their turn to get on. And when they estimate correctly they ejaculate in their cargo shorts.
