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"norway, the left testicle in scandinavia's frigid sea-penis"
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That region can be several dicks
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what's hilarious miley is the one i first imagined is not pictured here
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(i was imagining the glans would be finland, not murmansk)
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Hahaha my not at all comprehensive diagram of how many dicks Scandi countries can be!
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truly a surfeit of plausible peens
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Finally I know why my heart calls me to Scandinavia
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Czechislovakia also used to look like a sperm going into the egg of Germany I don't have a problem! Why do you ask?
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I’m signing up for your class.
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Biblically accurate genitalia
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Do you remember the old Euro coin without Norway? Sweden has never looked so much like a flaccid Weiner
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Lmao! No I've not seen this! This is pre me being in Europe I think
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Yeah they were replaced in 2006, but some are probably still in circulation
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Liking how Denmark is the taint in one of these arrangements.
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or getting peed/came on in some others plausibly!!!
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Either is appropriate.
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I think of Denmark as a dribble of pre cum that's dropped off one of them
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I have often said as much of Denmark
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oh that is very on brand
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All poised to spunk all over the UK
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Yellow is going to cock slap tf out of the UK
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And you could call the invasion of the vikings that, lots of men in boats or seamen if you will
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I fkn hope so! The UK needs a good slap!
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[waves from the Kintyre PENInSula]