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Newsom is a putrid bag of ambition with bad hair but the one thing he understands that precious few others in the party do is that it pays to be visibly fighting at all times would he actually be any good? of course not, but for people desperate for a fighter someone who pretends to will suffice
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that said I look forward to him and his terrible hair eating shit in the 2028 primary when everyone outside California figures out what an empty suit he is
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I saw him compared to The Smiler once and I’ll never be able to think of anything else
Someone on Ye Olde Hellsite called him a "cocaine goblin" and now whenever I read "Governor Newsom" it's autobrained to "Governor Cocaine Goblin Newsom."
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oh NO this is very real
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I’m sorry that you’ll never be able to unsee it either
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"Governor Gavin Cocaine-Goblin-The-Smiler Newsom" is a real effort but we do what we must.
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Yours is more accurate, but you can't bring up cocaine and comics without my mind going to the greatest character of all time.
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God, that character, hated him more than The Beast.
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The actual best analogue for The Smiler is Pete Buttigieg, down to the fact that he bulldozed 1000 houses in low income neighborhoods rather than fixing them up.
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I’m pretty sure that while he draws from a number of influences he’s mostly modeled on Tony Blair… but wow the look AND the character really do fit Newsom to a T
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As creepy as he may be, I’m thankful to have had him - his updates and dialogue with citizens were important during the pandemic
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I want to say that's an insult to Newsom... but I honestly can't unsee it. Thanks I hate it.
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(extremely Jello Biafra voice) 🎶I am Governor Gavin Newsom 🎶My smile is white and my thoughts are gruesome 🎶Soon I will be pres-i-dent...
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Selling out Florida for a clone. I could see it.
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as an outsider to CA politics who isn't all that familiar with Newsom is he better or worse than GOP-sided empty bags of ambition like Cruz and DeSantis?
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also, man, I love Transmetropolitan it makes me really sad that one of the authors got hit with the ol' milkshake duck
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He’s better, in that the constraints he must operate under are more progressive, but he skews toward the money when he thinks people aren’t looking. It’s all China Town here when it comes down to it; you don’t become CalGov without understanding your role in that.
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Two examples into his true character if you want to dig: The way he’s been treating the state scientists union is appalling when you consider his supposed environmental agenda. Similarly, his PUC has been making terrible electric rate policy which undermines his stated decarbonization goals.
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ooh ooh don't forget he rolled over for Trump and called the national guard in to oversee the police doing violence to us during the George Floyd protests, that was super fun!
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Buttigieg looked the part more but Gavin owns it
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He’s such a tool and his meteoric rise through ca politics has been deeply embarrassing. Joining a long and illustrious shit record on governors.
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I'm convinced that he doesn't have a deep mind when it comes to important information.
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From the state that brought you Ronald Reagan.
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I am honestly hoping Gretchen Whitmer runs in either 2028 or 2032. She'll be term-limited here in Michigan at that point.
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(I think she's actually good, and has a legitimate shot at a national office)
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At present I feel like to the extent any of the rest of us know who that is, it's because Jorts the buttered cat yelled at him a lot for being anti farmworker.
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I remember my Texas relatives looking forward to the rest of the country realizing W was an empty vessel when he went national. Alas, it didn’t work out that way.
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So Kimberly Guilfoyle definitely has a type then
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I live in California. He seems to be a generic left of center politician.
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He's slick like John Edwards and Bill Clinton. We see them as greasy now but back during their heyday they were quite popular. My gut says he's got more than a few skeletons in his closet and I expect that his ex-wife Kimberly Guilfoyle knows at least one of them.
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I mean, there was the time he had an affair with his campaign manager’s wife, but everyone knows about that one. There’s also the part where he’s beholden to Gordon Getty. But that’s not exactly fresh news either.
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I’m not from California. I moved here in 2013, and I really don’t know any of these things.
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Congratulations or condolences
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I don't understand all the hate Newsom gets, he's done a great job as governor. Is it just because he looks like a mobster?
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YEP. Gavin knows His Turn is coming and... Well it's making him worse
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The Democratic primary electorate is... *gestures futilely* but is legitimately good at sniffing out an empty suit.
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Hey now, the suit isn’t empty. There’s a shitload of coke in there.
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He wouldn't cut off all arts funding to California.
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"when everyone outside California figures out what an empty suit he is" This was basically DeSantis just swap California with Florida, was my point. Not that they're similar in any other tangible way.