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Bro if France resists the tide of fascism and we don’t it will be so fucking embarrassing
JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:
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we gotta get our shit together asap
France out here proving that actually you can tell the far right to go to hell even when it looks like they’re on track for a big victory are we going to let ourselves be shown up by the French?
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Man that would be the most American thing ever: 10% of Americans: “look y’all we need to do it for us, nobody’s coming to save us” 90% of Americans: *yawn* A different 10% of Americans: “y’all we can’t be shown up by the gd *FRENCH* c’mon now” 90% of Americans: “YEAH FUCK THE FRENCH”
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Sometimes you gotta give the people what they want and play the hits
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Instead of whipping up America’s racism, whip up our nationalist/ jingoistic pride regarding the French. The information war has just opened up another front.
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We're already being shown up by Brazil, who just indicted Bolsanaro for his corruption.
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Yeah but feeling superior to Brazil is way less vital to the American character
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All of them hate our freedom, though