Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker

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We are nomadic warriors united by one dream -- anointing JB Pritzker the Khagan of America

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has bluesky heard about the chicago rat hole

Brrr

"Mongol Hordes: They're Just Like Us" - Couldn't agree more!

“In the case of nomadic societies, we need to shift our orientation from the static to the flexible, from social complexity embodied in brick and bureaucracies to something that dwells within networks: an ever-responsive capacity for large-scale collective action.” www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

The Mongol Hordes: They’re Just Like Uswww.newyorker.com Scholars now argue that early nomadic empires were the architects of modernity. But do we have the right measure of their success?

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Indiana gets conquered/annexed first, @nomads.bsky.social ?

Everyone shut-up, PornHub's 2023 wrapped is up

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I didn't vote for Pritzker, because I believed that another billionaire (multi-millionaire?) family in office could only lead to problems, and he has honestly proven me wrong at almost every turn.

The elitist guillotine vs the egalitarian rolling somebody up in a carpet and trampling them with horses

Guillotines are highly-specialized and hard to transport devices that require regular maintenance and a specialist operator - Have we grappled with the possibility that fetishizing the guillotine as a means of revenge against the elite is, in itself, an expression of rank elitism and classism??

Finally an answer to out most pressing questions - what would the eventually successor states to the Grand Pritzkerid Empire look like?

In these trying times, don't forget the good things in life

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Keep calling your representatives demanding a ceasefire. Never imagined Durbin would be the first senator to call for a ceasefire, shout-out to all my Illinois neighbors

Durbin calls for Israel-Hamas cease-fire tied to hostage releasethehill.com Sen. Dick Durbin (D-Ill.), the second-highest ranking Democrat in the Senate, backed a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war Thursday but stipulated that it must start with the release of all hostages…

Real

It's part of Illinois

Ohio is not part of the Midwest.

Very excited about JB Pritzker's new organization

Pritzker isn’t just a billionaire, he’s also an illionaire - a man with a surfeit of Illinois

A reminder of our vision

Twitter is a throwback to 2010 this morning - old-school RTs and completely broken

The House of representatives right now

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Governor Pritzker joyfully laughed when I told him I was a Pritzker for Khan loyalist! @nomads.bsky.social

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The Great Khan of the Illinois Khanate, @nomads.bsky.social, better known as Illinois Governor J. B. Pritzker, is speaking to us at the Democratic Party of Wisconsin Founder’s Day dinner.

What neighboring state to Illinois is most deserving of our total conquest?

Interesting generative AI stuff - I fed Albert Goldbarth's poem 1400 into Bing ("Saps, and the anal grease of an otter, and pig's blood, and the crushed-up bulbous bodies of those insects that they'd find so thickly gathered...") and it came up with these. Kind of beautiful.

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The call will be answered by Illinois’ Immortal Khan. Tengri bless his name. @nomads.bsky.social

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i have always wanted to have a nomadic warrior phase

never thought a website could have a warlord era, but uhhhhh i’m looking around here…

This is our politics!

Natural disasters? Social decay? Landlords and/or eunuchs out of control? Popular music embodying the discordant strains of a dissolute age? Assemble some Tatars on the southern border of Quebec and that’s pretty much bingo.

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One thing about specializing in the literature of dynastic collapse is that words like “hurriquake” make me light the fuck UP.

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I'm still in the process of rectifying my account: only now getting around to following @nomads.bsky.social, who has apparently been here for months

His entire political project is "more people should see my posts"

He’s spitting mad that you can keep yourself from having to see what him and his idiot hangers on have to say

Buy some of our wonderful merch! https://nomadsforpritzker.com/

Forgot I ordered this. CC @nomads.bsky.social

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We at Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker are proposing a new flag for Illinois. https://nomadsforpritzker.com/pages/new-illinois-flag

A New Illinois Flagnomadsforpritzker.com For too long, the people of the state of Illinois have had to tolerate a flag of questionable worth. It may have once been right for the state, but is it right for... an empire? We are Nomadic Warrior...