I am 100% behind you and fuck TSC but I need to take a hard left here.
Dairy
Meat
Fiber
Friendship
and...more?
I need to know about the "more" quite badly please 😬
Yoga? Lawnmower? Circus routine? Um...gloves???? So many possibilities!
(Also goats are the GOAT)
Honestly, yes on the lawnmowing. Well, landscaping really. For instance, Himalayan blackberry is an invasive nuisance around here, and there are a few firms that will rent you some goats to eat all the blackberry vines on your property. DOT uses them a lot along freeways.
I do not have a goat, and live in Big City - but I grew up with a big goat who would headbutt me and terrorize the geese. I loved her bc those geese were assholes.
I generally agree with you (I respect their dick head nature and adore them for it).
But might I present the fancy exception to the rule?
Meet the Sebastopol Goose. They'd fluffy and sweet. Basically the least goosey goose that exists.
I want some real bad.